Recent reviews by MiddleFingerCat

I get to be a futa with a monster ♥♥♥♥ 12/10

I regret nothing

I've heard really good things about this game, however it seems like it's impossible to play it nowadays. From the moment I tried to run this game problems started, it asked me for an activation key, which I did not have. Apparently steam has to provide a CD key to the player to be able to play this game, which it didn't, the tab where you're supposed to get this is completely gone. After hours of trying I was finally able to launch the game, which ran horribly, mind you I have a PC capable of running Cyberpunk 2077 at high graphical settings, yet this game couldn't go past 40fps on ANY graphical presets. I finished the first couple of missions and now I can't progress any further because my screen suddenly goes black and the game crashes. I wish Ubisoft wasn't such a lazy company who doesn't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about their own games and NEVER fixes them, this is a game I've always wanted to play yet I won't be able to due to horrible optimization.

This is the most GAY and HOMOSEXUAL game EVER, in fact, it is the GAYEST out there. 10/10

Update requieres restart
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Also ♥♥♥♥ activision for shutting H2M mod down

Ranked 2.0 is a joke

Also good luck finding a match with no cheaters, I play like 3 weekly ranked matches and ALWAYS get an elo rollback, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unplayable. Thank god Ubisoft is on the verge of bankruptcy

P2W trash, prepare to get one shot killed 500 times per match