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1 person found this review helpful
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5.7 hrs on record
This game has got to be the biggest piece of trash that has ever been published. The partner swapping mechanic is tedious at best, and the inventory management aspect of having to constantly drop and pick stuff up is asanine.

The worst part, however, is the zero notice boss engagements that - if you didn't plan ahead by giving the other character all of the ammo, are impossible to win. And good luck planning ahead! Enjoy the 20+ minutes of tedium since your last save!

Any game that requires you to be playing with a walkthrough to avoid a guaranteed failure because of it's design is a *bad* game. This isn't even worth the $2 it cost on sale.
Posted 17 February.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Awesome, adorable game and I highly recommend it! All the characters are so well done and fun. There's also Lloyd.
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
235.5 hrs on record (149.2 hrs at review time)
Updating my review. Original below for historical purposes.

Starbreeze has certainly improved from the disaster that was its launch, but the game is still very rough. Eon's long loading screens for no reason, a painfully harsh stutter bug that causes you to freeze - often at the worst possible moment when you're trying to avoid detection - and sometimes critical game assets failing to load - like the guards holding a key card.

The crashing servers, at least, are fixed and the game is /playable/ at last. But it's still got a lot of rough edges - I can't recommend it unless you pick it up for under $15.

O.G. Review:

The game is a hell of a lot of fun... until you're 20 minutes into a heist and the servers go down. The game is basically unplayable - of the 60 hours I've played, at least 20 have been spent dealing with server issues.

Save your money - it's worth $5 if you can get it on sale, but until the servers are fixed, I can't recommend the game. Tonight alone, the servers crashed out TWICE.

Absolutely disgraceful.
Posted 8 October, 2023. Last edited 28 March, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.5 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
SCP: The video game. It's a blast.
Posted 3 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,309.7 hrs on record (166.5 hrs at review time)
The Dec update fixed a lot. There's still some bugs and weird behavior, but the game is very fun, especially with friends!
Posted 21 December, 2021.
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