"This 🥒 is 🏀 an 🥞 outrage! 🚘 I 🏓 demand 👔 to 😺 know 📗 what 🐊 happened ⚡ to 🍇 the 📕 plucky 🐟 lawyer 🚕 and 🎄 her 💄 compellingly 🥒 short 🍆 garments." 💗 -alien

After carrying this person in RUST I added him because he seemed like a cool person. Long story short we became good friends.
He invited me to a RUST lan party at his house. I figured that it would be a fun experience, so I decided to go.
I was told to come in when I arrived. When I opened the door I found a trail of rose pedals on the floor leading into the other room.
I was confused, so I curiously followed it and when I opened the door that they were leading to I found him laying down naked on a bed I was confused I did not know what to think about the whole situation I wanted no part of this and when I started to back off a BIG BURLY BLACK MAN walked up behind me and blocked my path at this point I was scared, but fortunately I had my lucky piece of fried chicken in my pocket.
I threw the piece of chicken in the room and he immediately ran past me and into the room, as soon as he ran past me I ran right out the door and saved my little virgin booty.

+rep sick revolver skills