Michael
Michael L
British Virgin Islands
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20 Jan @ 5:13pm 
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⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙+rep⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧ .⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇+rep⠄
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄"
20 Nov, 2025 @ 6:59am 
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20 Nov, 2025 @ 6:58am 
Honestly, how bad do you have to be to cheat on a massively online competitive shooter with millions of fair players looking have a fun time. I purchased this game, off G2A (great service btw), with my hard-earned money so I can have an enjoyable time playing with my close friends. But wait! I guess I was wrong because God decided to descend creatures like you into our paradise so you can ruin other peoples lives and make them feel bad via the internet. Seriously, I'm fed up of people like you thinking it's even remotely funny to ruin my optimal gameplay experience (entry fragger btw). So I'm telling you nicely, PLEASE STOP HACKING!
24 Mar, 2025 @ 4:14am 
I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
16 Jan, 2025 @ 1:16am 
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠙⣿⣿⡟⠉⢙⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⠋⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠉⢿⣿⣿⣟⠁⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠁⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿
⡏⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⠀⠼⠆⠀⠘⠛⢿⣿⣦⡀⠈⠙⠿⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿
⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣤⠄⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⡀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣷⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿
⣇⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⡀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠛⣿⣿
⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀⣠⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:11am 
K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STRARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤