Recent reviews by MesserFan

I couldn't pick up anything to save my life. The controls don't work properly. E was supposed to pick up, right? Well only some things and with no instruction or explanation as to why it doesn't pick up other things. Also objects bounce around on their own, but at least I could drink the vodka. Honestly I don't think it was even worth the $.34 I paid. Rather play Bad Rats.

As soon as I was alerted to the existence of this game, I got it. It's cheaper than it should be, as it's one of the most stable early release games I've played (as of May 2020). There are so many possibilities for features and I can't wait to see where this goes. It's fun, not super hard, and absolutely adorable. Great for a casual dive into the abyss of an exploration and crafting game without feeling like you have to study up on how things work.

If you're easily offended, this game is not for you. If you don't care about such things, it's absolutely hilarious and pretty fun. Some of the games are challenging, but you won't have a hard time (HAHAHA) figuring things out. Play locally at a party, or play online.

My one gripe is that there doesn't seem to be a lot of online players that stick with playing even a few rounds. I hope that availability of players grows as time goes on as a lot of the enjoyment stems from playing with other people.

Plus floppy dongs in little outfits puts me in stitches.

If you love Don't Starve, you're gonna love this game. Even though I've spent 8 hours playing, I still have not explored all this game has to offer. It's a real challenge, but once you really figure out what you're doing, you can waste many hours trying to make sure all your little people have oxygen. I've been playing with the training wheels on (little germ free unflappable guys), but once I'm confident that I have a hang of it, I imagine that it will be even more fun.

Klei is pretty good at providing games in Early Access that are still playable, so any problem you do have with it will likely be solved quickly.

I do wish the tutorial was a bit more helpful though, that's really my only criticism at this point.

I got this because I thought it was hilarious. Poop is hilarious. This game is not that easy, but great to play with a controller. The music is fitting and the little story in the beginning is cute. While there isn't a whole lot of features (you switch back and forth between hard poop and liquid poop to get through obstacles) the game can be challenging. If you like these little racing skill games, I say go for it. Plus it has achievements and cards! When it's on sale, why not?

I saw some YouTube videos of this game when it first came out and it's been on my list to get for a while. Got it super cheap during the summer sale and now I wish I had spent more on it. If you love 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' then this definitely belongs in your library. If you also like tower defense games where you are also the attacker, this is a pretty cool game. There are a few pretty challenging levels early on, so it definitely doesn't mess around despite it's humorous exterior.

There is a baby crying somewhere. Among the cacti, I can hear whispers. Finally, I settle in the forest where the grass is lush and green. My friends and I build a house of wood, a house of stone, and a house of metal. We dig our moats, we place our spikes, and we wait on the rooftops. We wait for the hordes to come.

Games like this terrify me. I find them hard to play because the anxiety of something coming to kill me is too great. This game is designed in a way that allows you to out-think the mobs that are coming to kill you. I enjoy that you can put creativity into it, much like other builder/survival games, but the difference is that this game continues to get harder, constantly putting you in that panic that you will die. As a game in early access, there are some bumps, but this game is considerably better than any other early access out there.

So far I made it to Day 3. Four days to go.

Alpha 11: Holy balls this game is hard.

There is a lot of really great additions to this game now and I expect that it might turn a lot of people off of it. If you want an easy survival game, go play Minecraft. After putting a lot more hours into this, I think it's pretty much one of the best/hardest survival "early access" games out there and definitely worth the price even when it's not on sale.

I made $.30 off this game.

Still feel bad for the cat.

I missed work because ofthis game.

11/10

Would eat here again.