Recent reviews by Beatrix Otter

As an old school Source player, I disliked CS:GO when it first came out. Hated to the point I refused to play and slated it.
After watching the hubby play a couple of times a day for years on end, I got the urge to play!

Unfortunately.. I've become addicted. I cannot get enough of playing with the hubby.
Not playing online vs real people due knowing the toxicity of the gen. pub. I'd rather play with the bots.

I confess the game isn't as bad as I thought and I am enjoying playing some old maps and learning new maps.
I relish being competitive and trying to outdo the hubby.

Would recommend

Loving this game so far, I had to massively lower the graphics however, as even with a pretty decent build it kept going pixelated. The story is great, love the machines! I hope there will be more expansions and additional storylines that we can follow.

Would recommend

This is a dream come true! I love the story and making your own franchise is amazing. I love that you have the complete freedom within each map to make your own zoo. Imagination has no limits!

I play this side by side my hubby and we both compare our zoos. It shows our personalities within our designs which is hilarious. I am wild, creative and my habitats are not uniform, they are all different shapes and sizes and there is no rhythm or rhyme to my design. Hubby's on the other hand is meticulous and makes sense, flows with uniform habitats. all straight lines and OCD'ness gone mad!

Id recommend this game to anyone, its very relaxing and you can lose yourself for hours if not days.
The graphics are wonderful and the general design is amazing.

The only criticisms we have is that when you get like 4.5k visitors ++ it does start to lag!
Also when you're in the trading menu's it does also lag and there is a delay when you are trying to buy animals.

Other than that! there are a couple of little bugs which I am sure will be ironed out.

We would definatley recommend this game!

I absolutely adore this game!

This game is the reason me and my hubby spent so much time together in the beginning of what would be our relationship!
Our back story goes as follows:

Hubby was my customer who did ALOT of business with my company so we dealt with each other numerous times during the day. One Friday afternoon whilst chatting professionally out of courtesy, Hubby asked if I had any plans for the weekend. Because he was real cool and down to earth I thought I would be honest. I had just got ARK and was just getting into it (had like 20ish hours playtime)

So I said, I'm going to be playing on my PC on a new game I got, called ARK - Don't judge but it's a really cool dinosaur game and I love it so far! He asked (from my thought out of respect and false interest) How many hours I had played? To which I responded about 20ish hours, why have you played it? His response was I had thousands of hours game time on this game. I was like WADDAFAQ! He then invited me to play with him at some point, so we decided to play together that weekend. (This was July 2017)

Fast forward a few months and we were spending almost every waking moment either on the phone or texting or gaming. We spoke at work professionally with a little flirting but knew we wanted to be together. We decided I would relocate to the North to be with him. So I sold my house, packed my belongings and took my pupper Luna and we bought a house together. We got another pup Evie and are getting married December 13th 2020.

I am so glad I was honest and open about my nerdiness - I found my happily ever after and found my significant otter <3

P.s - Game is FRICKING FANTASTIC - WE LOVE IT SO MUCH AND PLAY FREQUENTLY ON OUR OWN SERVERS - DEFO WOULD RECOMMEND! <3

Basically an adult version of minecraft. Very addictive considering its in Alpha - would recommend.

Seen Andreas play this... I shat my pants and wanted to play since. Now I have it... and I will be soon changing my undies!

I have been playing this game on and off for 8 years!
I may not yet have every achievement (fishing is the bane of my existence) however I have completed the full story!

The new update is absolutely fantastic and it feels like a whole new game!
This is a game you can come back to over and over again. Its brilliant and so much fun.

I would recommend this for anyone who has played it before or is playing for the first time

AWesome game :D I so want the 2nd!