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19 Jun, 2020 @ 5:36pm 
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11 Apr, 2019 @ 10:52am 
you don't think that i saw you last night? well, let me refresh your memory. you were out with barbara (yeah, THAT barbara). what was it...broadway pizza? where we went on our first date and shared the garlic knots? god, we smelled so much of garlic that i think passersby on the street could take one whiff and faint. and you went there with barbara? THAT barbara? from HR, the one who tried so hard to break us up and in the end was successful? i can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this. this is crazy. kiss me.
3 Jul, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
who can relate
15 Mar, 2018 @ 4:37pm 
TODAY 👏IS 👏THE 👏 IDES OF MARCH ❗️❗️❗️📆😜 😩 😩 😩 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I’m ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you’re my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:20pm 
5:18 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: can buy u a tenga
5:19 PM - copdog: i had to google what that was
5:19 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: how r u a weeb
5:19 PM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: and not know what a tenga is
5:20 PM - copdog: feelsbad
3 Jan, 2017 @ 1:12pm 
:csdmeh:
12 Oct, 2016 @ 3:42pm 
Kaminashi Nozomi (17) is an exceptional gymnast. So much so that colleges with some of the best gymnastic programs are trying to recruit her. Unfortunately for them, she has other plans. Due to her family being extremely poor, money is everything to her. That's why she wants to step into the world of "Keijo." "Keijo" is a type of gambling sport where girls stand on a small floating platform and compete against one another. The aim is to push the other contestant off of the platform into the water, but they are only allowed to use their butt or breasts to push the others off. Will Nozomi be able to compete in the intense world of "Keijo" and bring wealth and fortune for her family?
30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:24pm 
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16 Nov, 2015 @ 4:35pm 
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29 Aug, 2015 @ 3:47am 
i raped a clown
10 Aug, 2015 @ 9:24am 
I was lost, helpless, and confused. I had just dropped out of high school, working ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jobs and developing a severe case of depression. I did not have any friends or family as my life was worthless. I was better off dead.

Then discovered Kiritsugu. I admired him, he was something I wanted to become. My life was already a meaningless empty vessel just waiting to be filled with a dream. I would make his story my own.

I started a fitness program and enlisted in the army. I completed all my training, without losing hope or sight of my dream. As time went on, I realized the faults in Kerry-sama's plan and modified them to make them my own. Even if the ideal or goal is impossible, I will keep persisting for the rest of my life to pursue it and see it through even if it means I'll die with a bullet in my brain.

It's not wrong to have heroes or to idolize fictional characters. Those fictional characters are often the best role models.
3 Jul, 2015 @ 10:25am 
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18 May, 2015 @ 9:44am 
私はちょうどあなたのプロフィールにコメントを入れたいそれに渦をいまいましいていますが、そう頻繁に私はaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaをあきらめ、あなたのクソの名前を変更します
2 May, 2015 @ 2:46am 
ヽ༼☯‿☯✿༽ノ raise your waifus ヽ༼☯‿☯✿༽ノ
5 Apr, 2015 @ 12:39am 
:ShotGun_Weapon_Item::Heavy_Machine_Gun_Weapon_Item::IRON_LIZARD::tyger::tyger::Y:
5 Apr, 2015 @ 12:39am 
:ShotGun_Weapon_Item::Heavy_Machine_Gun_Weapon_Item::IRON_LIZARD::tyger:
5 Apr, 2015 @ 12:39am 
:awkward:
4 Feb, 2015 @ 11:33pm 
AG-Systems: OSU
last doors last call: OSU
AG-Systems: OSU
AG-Systems: IS
AG-Systems: RUINING
AG-Systems: VORTEX
AG-Systems: LIFE
21 Jan, 2015 @ 5:36pm 
d o n t m o c k m e f o r b e i n g P O O R
17 Jan, 2015 @ 9:25pm 
y e s
7 Jan, 2015 @ 11:31pm 
hi brian
25 Dec, 2014 @ 9:14pm 
メリー クリスマス!!!
25 Dec, 2014 @ 8:59am 
MERRY CHRISTMAS VORTEXXO
25 Dec, 2014 @ 6:57am 
⋆ᗰદ૨૨ʏ⋆ヾ(☆ω☆)ノ"⋆ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ⋆
15 Dec, 2014 @ 4:45pm 
http://i.imgur.com/7YR8ZOB.jpg i never removed you it just shows you perpetually offline
11 Dec, 2014 @ 6:24pm 
i never removed you nerd you're on my friends list
11 Dec, 2014 @ 5:20pm 
Vortex accept my steam friend request u nerd demoman
11 Dec, 2014 @ 11:12am 
lord of quack
9 Dec, 2014 @ 8:02am 
thanks brain
19 Nov, 2014 @ 12:36pm 
cheater
19 Nov, 2014 @ 12:53am 
thanks brian
14 Oct, 2014 @ 7:36pm 
:umbrella:
6 Oct, 2014 @ 4:40pm 
unlikely
2 Oct, 2014 @ 2:02am 
i am gothic i love heavy metal and BLACK METAL also thrash and melodic death metal and METAL and melodic metal and extreme metal and post-thrash i forgot about Death metal and FolkMetal and Classic rock and kittys
22 Sep, 2014 @ 1:39pm 
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21 Sep, 2014 @ 12:48am 
★ ° ☾ ☆ ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ * :. . ¸ . ● ★  ★☾ . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  •     * .  ☾ °  * .  ☾ °  ¸. ...in a parallel universe* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆ ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ °★  . * . .  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...vortex ° ☾ ★ °● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * .     ¸.●  ° ☾ ★ * :. . ¸ . ● ¸   * ...gets good at tf2
14 Sep, 2014 @ 4:02pm 
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26 Aug, 2014 @ 7:28pm 
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26 Aug, 2014 @ 1:00pm 
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8 Aug, 2014 @ 7:50pm 
♥♥♥♥ off rays jr thats my name for him
7 Aug, 2014 @ 4:54pm 
MOST SCATTER KILLS IN OPEN SEASON 11
26 Jul, 2014 @ 3:23am 
bribri
23 Jul, 2014 @ 11:16am 
v thats u
23 Jul, 2014 @ 11:16am 
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23 Jul, 2014 @ 10:25am 
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23 Jul, 2014 @ 10:23am 
A~n~i~M~e ^ _ ^ g~i~r~l
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23 Jul, 2014 @ 10:22am 
cmon brian jeez
23 Jul, 2014 @ 10:21am 
its a mouse
23 Jul, 2014 @ 8:22am 
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