There I was, sitting in my living room drinking skooma when a bright light filled my dark basement. A text from [DPG] Rigby with a link to a private streaming website. Odd, I thought, but I trusted him even though his CS game play left a lot to be desired. After opening the link I realized this camera was from the POV of someone living with none other than former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. The voice that spoke to her from behind the camera sounded like a man, but it was weird because the camera captured two massive bulges within the perspective. After watching for weeks, I realized that this entire time [DPG] Rigby planted a hidden camera within Byron's titty sack. This dude is a freak, please block him and don't answer his repeated message requests

-rep I ran into this person in ARC Raiders. He said he was friendly but little did I know he was tracking my IP the entire time and hacking into my Amazon Alexa. He played all sorts of obscenities that gave my grandmother a stroke. RIP meemaw 02/23/2026 thanks man, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool

i noticed this player removed my last comment i made a year ago… let it be known he’s not a good fella… more on the situation soon

-rep I haven't played with this dude in the last 6 months and he keeps posting stuff on my profile. I'm starting to think there's some early onset dementia going on, which would explain his absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game play at CS. Last time we played it was so bad that King Von himself came to me in a vision and told me to remove him from my friends list. Like King Von from O block Von, like genius rapper superstar Von, told me "damn brah this dude straight dookie" and I just had to agree.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Guys a prick