one of one, a true subhuman out in the wild

i miss mego ):

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Midlander.

eight bacon cheeseburgers slopped in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grease cheese and bacon
and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corndogs all drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise
and smashing it with some beer awhhh yeah awhhh AWHHHH
time to drench these babies with loads of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise hahahaha OUGH
number one OUGH yeah look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby DRENCHED OUGH
number two AAAWWWHHhh yeahh OUGH
focking use this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise OUGHH
AWWW number three
number four OOOUGH DAMN OUGMM OOGH
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
number five OOWWH OUUGH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AAHH YEAH MAn
just love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greasy ass cheeseburgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise
number five ... I mean number six OOUGH OOHH
number ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seven OOHH ♥♥♥♥♥ OOUGH DAMN OOUGH
number eight as the finale burger hahahaha OOUGH
loads of fatty ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hairy ass gut you're about to see me glutton out on OUUGHH

Here we can observe the Twitch Memer in his natural habitat, stuck as usual in this intricate limbo of carefully crafted memes, emote spam and endless copypastas that no one even bothers to read anymore. The Memer actually used to be a very functional human being way back then. Will he ever claim that state back and finally manage to reproduce?