- You're short
- You can't even reach the counter top
- You'd have to jump and swing up to hit me in the knees
- You smell
- Cry about it
- It's just a game
- If you leave a rude comment on my profile, I'll delete it
- My most favorite person is me
- My least favorite person is me
- Too much sodium is bad for your health
- Your emotions are valid
- Your shoes are untied
- I play with a Guitar Hero drum set
- I'm a big big boy, the biggest boy
- I'm living in your head rent free
- There's a million of you and only one of me
- This list is getting silly
- Hopefully it's calmed you down to think rationally
- If not, you're still small
- Steam lies and I barely have four hours on the game you met me in
- Your anger means nothing to me
- Your anger means everything to me
- I'm not sorry
- I'm sorry
- Apology retracted
- Caught in 4k