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Hey fellas! It’s Quandale Dingle here! I put burts in Vladimir Putin’s drink and he went to bed for a really long time. I trapped my autistic son’s hand in an air fryer. I dumped boiling water on a prison guard’s head. My goofy ahh friend Jamarious Quangledangle tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.
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