haHa! pretty long

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on checkspots, looping, altruism, perk knowledge, bloodpoint management, pallet awareness, totem booning, hex breaking, generator repairs, flashlight save positioning, pallet save positioning, window vaulting, pallet vaulting, and doing generators.

-rep So this inanimate object comes into my killer lobby. I looked at their profile and everybody elses and this person claims to have only "10 hours" in DBD so I say perfect. I equip omegablink on my Nurse, ruin, sloppy butcher, knock out, deerstalker, and bring a mori because i like to have fun as killer. The game beigns and this person destroys my ruin. So because this donut of a person destroyed my ruin I decided to tunnel them all game. Bad mistake, it started off with the 360 exploit. Everytime I swung, I missed. THEN this person used "jungle jims" or should I say infinites because the Nurse cannot catch people there at all. So I decided to just bloodlust this dumbass so they stood no chance. However bloodlust 5 was not enough for me to catch this person. But I decided to keep chasing him until my NOED kicked in. I finally got the sucker and facecamped him but his friends unooked him with borrowed time abuse!!

I am going to make love to the female Bell Gargoyle from Dark Souls 2. I find the Bell Gargoyles in Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin very attractive. However, their body is made up of 87% metal, and they breathe 100% fire. That could kill me if I tried to do the nasty with one. To remedy this, the Bell Gargoyle casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having intercourse with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage.

Spellsy Vecna main searching for his Aestri, great with my Mage Hand if you're a bard that's into that. I'm great at Flying right in, let's do it with the mimic in my wizard tower's bedroom. Trust me, my Dispelling Spheres produce the greatest Flight of the Damned you've ever seen~

Cast a DM if you want to see how thick my cursed Book of Vile Darkness is ;)

He has megamilkers!!!