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A curve so bold it borders on obscene,
Not crude, but lush, like twilight’s tender art,
A velvet hush that stirs the quiet heart.
You gleam with secrets in your polished skin,
A dusky lure that draws the senses in,
Neither fruit nor fantasy confined,
You tempt the eye, then linger in the mind.
O aubergine 🍆, with form both proud and sly,
You wear your beauty like a whispered sigh.
H-hewwo Steam-chan... i-it’s me... u///u
I’m so so sowwy for making you wook fow wtf-launcher.exe when it wasn’t even thewe...
It wasn’t you... it was me (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
My anti-viwus–that j-jeawous baka–got angwy at my waifu game and yeeted the p-poow executable-chan into the shadwow weawm...
I twied to stop it, I pwomise!! (。•́︿•̀。)
I pwomise I’ll do anyfing to make it wight:
💻 I’ww vewify the game fiwes,
📦 I’ww weinstaww wif teaws in my eyes,
🧹 I’ww even tame my mean anti-viwus beast uwu
P-pwease fowgive me... Steam-senpai...
Wifout my waifus I’m just a wowwely baka in a wowwd fuww of normies...
No moe snuggwy tactics... no moe uwu battwe formations...
My heart... is wike an empty waifu roster... 😭
Pwease wet me back in... 🥺👉👈
Wuv fwom,
Your most desperate gamer-kohai
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
typed on a keyboard kissed by tears and Mountain Dew. 🍒✨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜
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⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⣟⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡽⠺⢀⣿
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Using a crosshair is a joke, using third person in archery makes it just a mechanical, passion empty assembly line activity (more like "passivity"). I am not insulting anyone. It's just lack of taste and values that is insulting.Yes Why not even have a "game" that hits automatically as soon as you press a button? The only VAC should be VAC Ban by Steam. Separate archery in BRE from average archers to true archers who play FPP and no HUD...
Mic drop for real
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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-You have not offline message logging (you are faced with a failed to deliver if addressee is even felt offline by the system)
-you can't multi tab the lobby, it's one screen canceling others also if you are on matchmaking search
-You can't create rated\ranked game rooms (as it was in the past)
-You can't see if someone is online of "your dead contacts" nor the specific "in a match status"...
-Matchamking creates unbalanced matches no filtering options ...
-To message someone u have to click up to 5 times banners in order to reach the text box and start typing,
Very hard to create friendships and team mates,
Extremely demented censorship on "foul language" you even write "sugardaddy" or a more normal world and message will get ######## so others can't understand what u are saying.
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