Looking for a twink femboy roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangment as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons I rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man or woman during this arrangment, you will have no male or female friends either. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requriments are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'8", weigh no more than 120 lbs, cacausan or asian only, racist, biologially male, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 6'4". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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