Recent reviews by Matty Puff

Just download the game trust me.

when your finished playing then my review will make sense. it takes like 10 mins or less.

Me: why do you have blood on your overalls?
Farmer: I am gordan ramsey

Me: Why do you have a knife?
Farmer: I am a ninja

Me: I heard moaning, what have you done?
Farmer: your mother.