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Recent reviews by matthewbee.73

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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
This game was undoubtedly made to be played for 2 hours by variety streamers then never touched again. The concept is fine but game mechanics are poorly implemented and underbaked (dog is nearly useless, the shopping cart is extremely annoying to use, and the energy mechanic serves no purpose other than to make you waste 40 seconds every couple minutes). After 30 minutes of play you've basically seen everything there is to do and after 2 hours that basically turns literal with trash piles repeating and no new "treasure" to be found.

Maybe worth the money if on sale for 1 or 2 dollars but there are better games you could play even at that price.

+ undisclosed and poorly refined AI use goes against my values.
Posted 28 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.3 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
Virgil chair
Posted 5 September, 2024.
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20 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Game might be fun in a group but single player is just
Step 1: explore the map and unlock all the areas with virtually no threat
Step 2: monotonously bring 10 hay and 10 gas back to the burner
Step 3: hope you kill 10 goats before the villain clips through a wall and resets your progress
Posted 30 March, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
61.0 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted 16 December, 2023.
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3.0 hrs on record
Good game, wish the camera feature worked on the heads and not just the scripted scenes though
Posted 8 November, 2023.
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54 people found this review helpful
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42.7 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
Rip ✔️
Tear ✔️
It is done ?
Posted 20 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record
Not quite as good as the first with a few more notable moments where your choices don't matter but definitely still worth playing.
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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6.7 hrs on record
Fun little point-and-click style fantasy rpg. Got it in a bundle and probably wouldn't say spend the full $10 on it but would be worth it on sale.
Posted 10 June, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
TLDR: 5/10, poor controls and limited options but a cute and passable experience overall.

Very pretty game with a standard but fun plot. Cannot rate it positively as the keyboard controls, which do not seem to be changeable, were horrible to get used to and made the platforming annoying. It may be a better experience with a controller but with the dialogue and cut scenes going by at a snail's pace I don't feel like giving it another chance.
Posted 16 December, 2022.
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2.0 hrs on record
Very sweet short RPG maker game.
Posted 28 June, 2021.
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