Master D
Ben Dover
Zimbabwe
I’m moving different. This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath. We smoking Symbiote. Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush. We smoking dung beetle. I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥. We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers, We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him.

That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8. We smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles - I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways. I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak. We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥, I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you. Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix, cause I’m in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.

Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers. Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps I’m moving like French Montana: haaaah!? Welcome to the Cream Kingdom ♥♥♥♥♥, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls. My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit, Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playing with me man I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.

This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant - I'm moving like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horus, I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization.

This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥. Step the wrong way and you will perish! That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥, cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutsack. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥.
I’m moving different. This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath. We smoking Symbiote. Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush. We smoking dung beetle. I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥. We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers, We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him.

That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8. We smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles - I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways. I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak. We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥, I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you. Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix, cause I’m in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.

Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers. Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps I’m moving like French Montana: haaaah!? Welcome to the Cream Kingdom ♥♥♥♥♥, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls. My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit, Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playing with me man I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.

This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant - I'm moving like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horus, I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization.

This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥. Step the wrong way and you will perish! That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥, cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutsack. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥.
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I have been playing this game for a solid 10+ yrs. I will recommend it until the day I die, however there's a few key things you should know before getting started. Wurm isn't a survival game, nor is it a hunting simulator- it's somewhere between starving to death in the woods and being eaten by wolves- until you develop the character equipment/skills to outrun/outfight whatever mobs come to assault you on your highway travels.

Just know it's an incredibly grind-heavy but rewarding game.
Wurm is not for the faint of heart.
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Gavinrafym Jul 18, 2025 @ 12:11pm 
fun play
Zynox Jul 5, 2025 @ 2:30am 
+rep
Ella 🌷 Jun 29, 2025 @ 1:48pm 
+Rep man, you were so good at the game, accept my friend req pls 🔥🔥🔥
Kasida Jun 29, 2025 @ 11:23am 
Comeback time?
76561199419104903 May 13, 2025 @ 9:51am 
you say? I'm in!
Daryon May 3, 2025 @ 8:41pm 
+rep