brother you simply cannot tell me anything after how you massively shat yourself with your own arguement, you're an actual clown

aint no body watching the replay, even if they add that, chill, you are not that important, its only funny to laugh at you thas all

Ahh, I see, since your other cringe friends don't play nightreign, you can just lie and make up stuff, making yourself appear like you're in the right, or that you can still "debate" something. I'll just keep the session id here, since there's no reason for me to prove anything else. whole thing just turned into you trying to not make a bad impression in front of your autistic gamer house. I'll just let you linger with that happy fun lalala thoughts you're getting in your demented friendgroup, saying "i ♥♥♥♥ myself hard lool" when I'm literally just describing your footprints and have that session open with map seed. 30 yo ass man btw
id 00000-00000-01689-97402 gladius map pattern #9

nah geniuenly, from the bottom of my heart, go commit group suicide with all your corny ass friends. save some oxygen for someone who actually deserves it I also can thank you for farming their malding soyrage comments on my profile, it's really heartwarming you tards like to stay in packs. I just feel a little sorry for your naive friends... having a ruskie libtard in their friendlist, who lies not to lose face, who also pretends to be a mr. john english hoovy, while in reality you're just some doordash-working, balding churka with b1 level english and a neanderthal's voice (no hard feelings dmitri from krasnodar). but hey, at least we're all having fun, right?

nah geniunely, from the bottom on my heart, thank you for this experience, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was gold, actually have no negativity towards you, that was just purely amazing, sending love and prayers for your missing memory

"local dementia patient calls me a grandpa yet he forgot what the ♥♥♥♥ he was doing in the match even"
no ♥♥♥♥ we lost LMFAOOO

(S) you have stockholm-syndrome to this comment section

nah you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself hard brother.....
we had 4 churches, NAH THIS MAD FUNNY

also is this you trying to argue about flasks? I honestly can't believe that you're getting stupider and stupider, embarrassing your friends like that WHO ARE GOING TO LOOK AT IT, MAN.

YOU GOT ALL FLASKS AND??? you were whining earlier that we were missing 2 flasks by day two, but it was just a lie since we got two churches at the start of the match. are you okay grandpa? or is that undeducated dropsite amazon workplace speaking for you?

HERES THE REDDIT, NICE BRO!!! KEEP IT UP

tf2 sniper, roblox
you forgot to add reddit and some couple other terms inbetween, losing your aura man, im disappointed

what can i say, elden ring nightreign will forever keep me happy knowing that some no life got so upset he even subscribed to the comment section so he can get some attention in life

~LE LOCALE MEME~. did they give you your redditgold already, mouthbreather? I'm glad you're laughing and distracting yourself at work with profile comments, instead of thinking that you're a worthless scrub who needs improvement or some tiny advice from a player who's already better than you.

that's good to hear, I didn't ask though. I think should keep up eating glycine pills and rename yourself "roblox" or "tf2 sniper" with that uber-charge default profile picture because it portrays your character perfectly.

naming yourself elden ring nightreign when you play like lobotomized trash is the most stockholm-syndrome sht I've seen in while

HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME ON MEMORY IF YOU YOURSELF HAVING DEMENTIA
"that ONLY church you went to on day 2 literally was in the center RIGHT NEXT TO THE CENTRAL BOSSES numbskull. "
i got all the flasks that match

" INSTANTLY 2 of your room temperature iq friends latched into my pants lol"
my condolences that you became a local meme on the screenshare bud

yeah i thought we had enough then i missed your comment, so i was like okay sure why not keep this autism up, i have nothing better to do at work anyways

I like how you blocked me for a second there when I called you out on your dementia, but then UNBLOCKED ME. liking the attention, huh monkey? don't worry, you'll lose it soon enough.

you've been calling it an "argument" and a "debate", but you don't remember a single thing from that match and then INSTANTLY 2 of your room temperature iq friends latched into my pants lol. YES YES YES, would you kindly give me a medal for raping all your brainrotted redditgroup please? also why are you backing out??? what do you mean "let it go"? when I bring proof you don't care already?? saaaaadddd

autism alert, one thing is judging by a random screenshot, the other thing you being a deranged human being in your own comment section hello?
at this point i just wanna see how long you can keep this up, first time talking to a rеtаrd, kinda shy...

LITERALLY TOOK ALL THE FLASKS ON THE MAP, BRO ARE YOU ARGUING WITH THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD OR WHAT LMFAOOOOOO

guys careful he had 4 purple dogs in a row, this chud's a menace, top 1 nightreign player right there and he lost with US, because by some reason here you decided to be more useless than in those other 3 matches, which is extremely surprising how much lower you can go on the iq spectrum
what, do i give you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ medal out of pity now or what

just let it go already its not that deep

"Im going to mog all of you" and thats a sweaty "ultra niche" no life player with the greatest achievement in life - 5lvl of deep of night 😭

and you said "judging by your profile", I'm also judging you by your wholesomechungus cute, amazing, first kill gladius screenshots! from the side it really looks like it was a big milestone for you. but hey, two balancers were added, right? now you can just get the halo scythe, blade of piss, whatever other weapon... oh wait, YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE YOU PLAY SCHOLAR WHO HAS RAPIER PREFERENCES :DDD

i'm not going to be a good sport about this, go die or learn to play actual efficient characters when you're cheesing bosses, scholar is nothing without handouts

"BUT WHUTEVER AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥" huh? let me remind you - we started next to two churches = 5 flasks literally minutes into the run, that ONLY church you went to on day 2 literally was in the center RIGHT NEXT TO THE CENTRAL BOSSES numbskull. is that also up for debate? or is that efficiency in the flesh?

btw, just to torment you, I had 4 purple dogs almost in a row with that build (your match included), there was a two-balancer spamming duchess with halo only in one match. and the only match I lost from that 4 is with YOU

one whole flask? what are you on about, we were missing 2 when you went off to invaders, whatever
but bro really went to somebody's screenshots to boost their confidence, thats tough

well at this point we agree to disagree obviously, i had my share of fun having this useless conversation, but at this point it's just running in circles

all insults and banter aside, wish you the all best too, that ♥♥♥♥ was funny asf, ggs

also i wish you the best to get into first part of depth 5 and look at the builds there, literally nobody runs two balancers and embarrasses themselves like you do. full vigor/phys attack builds with max hp or one balancer (B-BUT THAT'S NOT META!!!!)

i'll just say thank god i won't encounter you ever again in my game. your "arguments" and "debate" is literally just you trying to justify that you're not skillless and everyone should listen to your pings. if you really don't want people to assume that - then take off balancers tiktok user

oh wow you got ONE WHOLE FLASK on SCHOLAR with c in hp and one damage negation relic?i hope it brought you that missing confidence in that purple gladius fight, man! also, looking at your screenshots, i can very much see why you struggle both with dog and d4 (depth 4 is FREE lol, why are you whining about builds).

it's not crazy at all mr. useless without balancers, it just simply shows again that you can't account or adapt for anyone who's not a single braincell like you

Its crazy how we had the whole part of the debate about someone being a mouthbreather, and you simply say that you wouldn't drop ♥♥♥♥ anyways, then why bring the excuse of pissing up in the first place, so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ irrelevant, if we're having some kind of debate, then maybe at least try????

but you pretty much lost me at survivability build, the audacity to ♥♥♥♥ on actual meaningful damage relics, while bringing up hp builds,
in d e p t h 4.
honestly, arguing with tiktok comments would be more beneficial than whatever the ♥♥♥♥ is happening over here

if you care so much about survivability, (survivability build.. on depth 4.. on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dutchess.. are you okay?)
regardless if you even cared about "SuRvIvAbIliTy" then flasks are a common ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dense as ♥♥♥♥

So yeah, do not worry, already by start of day 2 it was universally decided that you're mentaly incapable of making any rational thoughts, i mean your entire profile kinda shows it, but i don't judge you, this phase of your life kinda passes by the time you become an adult, i hope you're not an exception in this case :pray:

This is absolutely wild how you just manage to contradict yourself every step of the way and even somehow appear more dumber than you initially seemed to be, honestly props to you for that

Has it ever appeared to you, just maybe in some theoretical case, a tiny thought in your head, that the reason for not following your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invaders was so we could get the flasks for fighting GLADIUS before second circle hits us, but uh oh, crazy how in a team game, if one player goes away it suddenly becomes way more difficult to kill bosses _on the way_ to those flasks, we all simply wouldn't have had ♥♥♥♥ for exp if we didnt try to get someone on the way, and you being absent made it 20 times slower ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obviously

we didnt have time for a second invasion, because the flasks were ON TWO OPPOSITE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sides, and we'd need to clear the middle too if we wanted to get all that, yet you tell me about some planning,

to help your dilemma - even if I saw you begging with my own eyes, I wouldn't drop you anything, because the whole match I was already under the assumption that both of you were biofuel raised in iranian underground laboratories to specifically ruin my game.

as for my relics (max hp with 2 regen, vigor +3 and night invaders), I wanted to make my own survivability build, because I don't cheat in depth relics for max hp :DDD. and still with those non-meta relics, I was still doing above average damage. it's just another plain example of how useless two balancers are if you don't get the halo scythe or someone doesn't drop it to you.

and omg THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KILLING THAT INVADER WITH ME AND LETTING ME HAVE THAT 5%!!! i wasted half of the day because i was alone against two invaders with no damage probably?. i understand balancer users have allergies to night invaders without the relic, but tthat invader you killed right after the first night literally died in like 5 seconds, because there were three of us. then you INSTANTLY saw the two red enhanced bosses IN THE CENTER and ran there like bloodshot cattle.

it was the start of the day, and let's assume that, hypothetically, I was a braindead useless player like you (somehow you only assumed that after I didn't give you your googoo gaga blade of gold), wouldn't it be smarter to follow that player and help him kill his invaders quicker, so that you can "ensure" a win and kill other bosses together? let that sink in gowno jebano

what argument is even there, i'm already never going to play with you or your stupid dogsht friend again. let me help you out if 300 hours isn't enough for you to know the most OBVIOUS thing - you were "clearing" and running to the opposite side of me (all the two bosses you killed were in a second circle), and day two circle 90% of the time ends in THE CASTLE (center) with at least 2 or 3 red bosses involved, but you didn't know that, and went beating them straight up on level 8 or 9 after a bad start lol. it clearly shows - you struggle both to understand even the basic planning or thinking two steps ahead, but maybe that comes after another 300 hours?.

there is a big ass difference in being suboptimal on the map and downright just wasting an entire most important day in the match, again, just because of couple of % that wont help you in this PARTICULAR scenario, and granted, that solidified this match as a lose before night 3 boss even hit

"summarizes your entire malding gameplay perfectly."
I dont know dude, i think we both are having fun over here atm, this reaction is exactly what i was aiming for when i pressed that juicy use button on the door

But explain me this: does arguing with 0 solid arguements from your side really does bring you that much of an ego boost, because generally you do end up looking like a laughing stock, or you're trying to look all nonchalant and shi..

"you were rushing the opposite sides of the map (i pinged night invaders each time btw)"
and we DID go to one with you, but going straight up to another one while we didnt clear ♥♥♥♥ on the other side of the map and the potential mid 3rd floor legendary and didn't get all the flasks if i recall that part correctly, is a weird ass move, you're the only one in the longest time who played like that

blasphemous blade was just one of the random examples of having AT LEAST SOME ALRIGHT-ISHHH weapons compared to the rest of the team, the _MAIN_ point is that you had a blade of calling AND a black knife which is amazing against the dawg

and not for a second you didn't think of checking your teammates ♥♥♥♥ and thinking about maybe giving the blade of calling, so why the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about suboptimal then?

"what else is there to do but throw" summarizes your entire malding gameplay perfectly.

i play trios because i like to torture myself with braindead people like you because it boosts my ego greatly

you were rushing the opposite sides of the map (i pinged night invaders each time btw) the whole game and being suboptimal, yet you're trying to blame ME for assuming you're a not mouthbreather that you are, and that you'll wait patiently for me if I stay at the grace. alright.

debunk this for me please

blasphemous blade, which scales with str and faith ON DUCHESS, also with ♥♥♥♥ passive = insta good damage, got it. d4 purple dog scary for two balancer spammer kid, honestly didn't expect less. justifying throwing, when I literally didn't respond or ping to you in any way, thinking that I HOGGED that precious sacred blade all to myself is also amazing.

i literally do not understand how are you still trying to argue this, because i debunked almost every single claim of yours, yet you still act so butthurt.

sure, i did throw near the end of the match, thats no surprise, after the ♥♥♥♥ that i was seeing, because when you see a D4 PURPLE DOG, WHILE THE RANDOM DID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what else were i going to do than just throw just like you did to us?

-to NOT go and get greedy over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 21% that will do no help to you, nor us, and just go find items and help the only potential source of damage become even stronger

i did trust a single source of damage multiple times, and when PLAYED WELL and with enough TEAMWORK (sorry, you may not know this term) it worked wonders, crazy stuff..

you and me were playing characters that can also SUPPORT a lot, its almost as if i have an ult that can res 2 bars, or your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ult that would ALLOW us to respawn a 3 bar downed player in case ♥♥♥♥ happens

bro had no source of damage, yeah, just like you didnt have legendary sword or the black knife ( then also maybe you should have considered getting better relics for d4???)
btw you literally had 2 holy weapons on yourself and you dare to say you had no source of damage, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF LMFAOOO?????
regardless of you getting or not getting those 3 invaders, in your particular case, your 21% of damage wouldnt have done much bigger of a difference (especially on a purple ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog, hello????)

we are playing depth 4 bro, and when you see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gladius in the lobby before the match, of course people are GOING to take meta builds against this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss, OF COURSE people going to be stacking the most amount % of damage, but since in this match you had barely any % modifiers yourself, as if its common sense-

"how am I supposed to know you're not gonna rush to the doors too chud"
common sense bro, they even extended the manual door open timer for pissers like you, so you would be able to piss yourself for hours and not be interrupted by someone manually opening the door but you do you

also judging by your own logic (or rather lack of it) then why not go play solo, if you're suffering so much from randoms and everyone else is so much worse than you, and you, and only you know the optimal plays, how dare someone go for a flower at day two, such a tradegy.... (takes literally 20 seconds to kill, for a maybe good passive)

you clearly are homeschooled, because I don't think anyone will trust their only source of damage to suboptimal balancer spammers, who go kill flower bosses on day two. I tried following you day two (MY BAD, DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE REGARDED CUH), so instead I went for night invaders, because they are CLEARLY the most consistent way to get better dmg negation relics.

I didn't have any source of damage, I couldn't ensure that I'll simply SURVIVE (keyword I), and I don't give two ♥♥♥♥♥ if your vegetable l2 spammer friend can chainsaw, has the most optimal build, oneshots bosses or if his nutsack will combust with reddit rage if he doesn't carry his kitten with his SACWED BWADE, literally play in duos and stay away from matchmaking

how am I supposed to know you're not gonna rush to the doors too chud, you were rushing with your boyfriend to whatever closest object on the map whole match, instead of being efficient. I have literally nothing else to say to someone who's so deluional and trying to justify his inbred playstyle by saying "OH OUR TWEAMMATE HAD THAT OR OUR TWEAMMATE HAD THIS". hardest challenge in nightreign currently is anyone who's going to endure a game with you and try to win. play duos, tard

pissing by the boss door is geniunely one of the moves ever, do you expect randoms to read your mind, you afk-ing BY THE DOOR WHICH IN ITSELF IMPLIES THAT YOURE NOT REALLY AFK
and after all that ♥♥♥♥ of course i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ press the door so you lose your ult and heals which half of you drank by the door (nice one btw)
because at that point we're not fighting the boss, we are fighting the randoms that happen to have lesser IQ than an ikea chair

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did you pull the 18% information out of your ass or what? each relic gives a flat 20%, stacked to 40%
the random got ADDITIONAL FIVE 18% stacks faster than your entire time waste on the night invaders at day 2
those JuIcY 18% ( 21% to be exact) was exactly YOUR boost from night invaders, 2 of which you decided to fight solo, and waste half of day 2 dying and not helping your teammates, good story bro, hope you enjoyed throwing the match for JuICy additional 14% that you got

as you can see im trying to have some sort of reasonable discussion with you over here, while you give me some half assed excuses just to say random ♥♥♥♥ and not even try to admit that your play was not the best, meanwhile you just ♥♥♥♥ on randoms to fullfill your non existent ego

balancer fixation, eye infection (unable to see that I had night invader relic cuz I didn't run TWO BALANCERS for that JUICY +18% LIKE YOU DO :DDD), chromosome excess, ♥♥♥♥ of your boyfriend too tasty, idk, here my examples for you.

also lol, I was pissing that entire time you were "begging", when I came back I drank an estus accidently which obviously put me at a disadvantage, and then when you saw that, you teleported me through the door as I was going back to the grace.

yeah only if you gave examples instead of ragebaiting

yeah people like you are literally created to torment me and other decent players. you and your ego threw the match, not me

that is crazy how your nightreign review literally describes you, stay mad ig LMAO

i blocked you so i never match up either with you, or your braindead boyfriend. two balancer spammers don't deserve to be in 5th depth, which I instantly got btw after your atrocious braindead game. blow your brains out scrub and go play in duos

bro closes comments like a little ♥♥♥♥♥, but doesnt mention that you ran from the team at lvl 9 to die 3 times, while contributing nothing to the match,
not to mention that our teamate had full inventory and perks stacked with 18% skill damage increase, and you decided to hoard the sacred blade to yourself and later on ♥♥♥♥ yourself massively, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're delusional

sbmm at its finest

mooster I saw how stupidly you died.