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What if we kissed at a Wetzel’s Pretzels. Would you still like me? 😳

Hey there, this is Jonas from work, unfortunately I couldn't seem to find any other way to contact you, considering you appear to be blocking my calls. This is regarding the bottle of an unknown fluid left on my desk about 4 months ago, smelling rancid and looking awful. I understand the workplace is supposed to be fun, the office can be a place for lighthearted pranks, but seeing this combined with your online presence has filled me with an indescribable dread, the likes of which I don't know if I'll recover from. I've put in a ticket with HR, but hopefully this won't be a recurring issue

Ok hillbilly person who supports genocide and pedophiles and war crimes and the Holocaust and the Rwandan genocide and 9/11 and incest and rape and the Armenian genocide and Nazis and the Japanese interment camps and sterilizing immigrants and concentration camps and harvesting organs and mass shootings and human trafficking and totalitarian fascist regimes and Donald Trump saying "There were very fine people on both sides" and white supremacy and male supremacy and cis supremacy and hetero supremacy and the coronavirus pandemic and imperialism and bombing Syria and the drug war and the Crusades and the Holodomor and the January 6th capitol storm and slavery and World War 1 and World War 2 and diabetes and cancer and AIDS and Ebola and murder and rabies and police brutality and fatherless homes. ♥♥♥♥ you!

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take a break from Conflict Lighting

War Thunder

Oh, so you support your girlfriend?

You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.

Hi Marklb1 I am your biggest fan. I am really in love with your story about how you became the number 1 pilot in ace combat 7. I think it's really cool that a person with disabilities such as yourself can grind to a level like that. I mean you must weigh 400 pounds and play like 12 hours a day, but that's still pretty cool. If you ever want to play with a big fan of yours feel free to message one of your many discord admins and ask them to reach out to me. I know you can't do it personally because you're socially awkward and need to continue to grind for 12 hours a day. I am not saying that you need to reach out to me to play but if you did that would be really cool as I am a make a wish-foundation kid. Anyways thanks for taking the time to read this message.

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan.

P.S did i mention that I have cancer?

F#cker Stole my kill on war thunder

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when i hover over your profile picture it looks like your in a rad 1990s music video, then i remember you have with planes





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So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

"just get her a dildo honestly" brandon

cringe

Is that Marklb1?

pounded

you know that feeling - when all is surreal?
And the music knows exactly how you feel,
The raindrops fall like tiny atom bombs,
Feel them explode between your palms,
Your heart's lead, too heavy to stand,
Your limbs are weak - filled with sand,
So you collapse, face down into a sea of dreams,
Sinking and drowning deep, into the nothing-seems,
Breathing your last, you say goodbye to the light,
No point in thrashing, flailing - there's nothing to fight,
Falling through to the center of the earth,
Slumber in peace, and wait for your rebirth

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- Rep, very disrespectful towards me and my religion

*throes goldfish in face "♥♥♥♥ you"

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Looking for csgo players who are classified ♥♥♥♥ players as yourself to start a team. If you can use the running ump-45 strategy I am willing to make you a star of Shroud level or better. Sincerely the team owner of WeaboosWithRiffles.
Sincerely
-Nova

better dead than red

This man is the reason im gay

"Out of ten how gay are you" Bran-"Uhh 34/10"
"Why is your name Dr. Turbo Slooge" Bran- "Because I wanted my profile to represent the maximum amount of queer"

ill hijack your mom

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forced me to stick glass up my vagina

Friendly and polite. Would love to trade again.

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+REP TY FOR THE TRADE!

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+Rep Owns the Russian Communist Society of Nikolas Cumbird

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OK THAT WORKS TOO!!!!!!

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