-rep cheater

Me walking out of area 51 with a soap that kills 100% of germs and toothpaste that 11/10 dentists recommend:

-rep gay

Yo, [Friend’s Name], you absolute LEGEND of the 56k modem era! Back when we were dodging lag spikes in CS 1.6, you were out here headshotting dreams and microwaving Hot Pockets with precision. I swear, your profile pic radiates the aura of a Tamagotchi that survived Y2K. Here’s the deal: I found a sacred floppy disk in my mom’s basement labeled “EPIC GAMER JUICE,” and it whispered your Steam ID in binary. True story. Drop 69 cents in my PayPal and I’ll mail you a pixelated JPEG of my dog doing a 360 no-scope. P.S. Your Scout in TF2 deserves a Nobel Prize for chaos. Keep fraggin’, you glorious dumpster fire of a human.

+rep best mom ever

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.