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1 person found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Great game! Haven't played it in years.
Posted 25 August, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Doesn't run on a high quality Linux system. Waste of money.
Posted 31 July, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
192.9 hrs on record
Always fun for a speed run. It's a classic.
Posted 23 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
This game is REALLY really boring... Every time I play the game I get to a point where there's nothing left to do. Every door is locked, and the one I could blow up with a barrel I try to, but apparently the two bullets in my gun are both duds. Eventually it just loses my interest.
Posted 3 May, 2025.
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74.7 hrs on record (39.8 hrs at review time)
Awesome game! It's a classic now, and very well done. Looking forward to playing it yet again today. I've clocked 39 hours on this game so far.
Posted 9 March, 2025.
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7 people found this review funny
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1.0 hrs on record
Cheap. I got to the last coordinates, had it punched in, and when I ran to the button, the game kills me. WTF??? Not only that, but there's just text after that showing the "game over" screen, and there's no way to load up again. I saw it saving throughout, but I don't feel like doing the level all over again. Just another poorly written game I guess.
Posted 23 June, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
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5.1 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Lousy save system still... Even in 2024 there's no autosave. I just spent the last 30 minutes on a part of the game, and because there's no autosave, I'm forced to redo all of that. Why not autosave at the breakers, and other turning point moments instead of forcing everyone to go to those save stations which just take up time to run the animations?
Posted 29 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Well that sucks... I spent about an hour trying to figure out how to eat the lasagna (look at it and press "e", not right-click like with the water), and then the guy eventually shows up. I go to confront him, and the game freezes up during a cut scene and closes on me.

It would be more realistic to give me a way to collect a weapon just in case the psycho did try anything, but I digress.
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
Very basic. This is the "FREE Edition", so my guess is that it's just meant as a sample of the game. No idea where to buy the full version, or what all is part of it, though.
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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14.2 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
It's many many hours of grinding and whenever I die, I loose most of my inventory. Just another time wasting game. I'll stick with fun games that waste time in a more positive way.

Guess I can't expect much from a company who names the company in the game "Alterra" after a waste-management company. (Valterra.) The game is ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 21 July, 2023. Last edited 27 July, 2023.
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