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Windows 7 Home Premium (x64) (build 7600)
Install Language: English (United States)
System Locale: English (United States)
2.10 gigahertz Intel Pentium Dual-Core
64 kilobyte primary memory cache
1024 kilobyte secondary memory cache
64-bit ready
Multi-core (2 total)
Not hyper-threaded
234.29 Gigabytes Usable Hard Drive Capacity
184.43 Gigabytes Hard Drive Free Space
Optiarc DVD+-RW AD-7560S [CD-ROM drive]
WDC WD2500BEVT-75ZCT2 [Hard drive] (250.06 GB) -- drive 0, s/n WD-WXH0A79F2950, SMART Status: Healthy
Dell Inc. Inspiron 1545
Enclosure Type: Portable