Ian might genuinely be one of the worst people I know. He’s so relentlessly Canadian that he apologizes before he does anything, just in case. He says “sorry” with the confidence of a man who knows he’s never been wrong in his life. He’ll bring maple syrup to a barbecue “just to see if it works on everything,” and somehow it does. And his politeness? Weaponized. He’ll thank you for things you didn’t do, agree to plans you never suggested, and open doors for you even when you’re two ZIP codes away. Honestly, it’s exhausting. If he ever committed a crime, the news headline would probably just read, “Local Man Apologizes for Causing Mild Inconvenience.” Truly despicable behavior.

+rep ty for game

include me, eagle excellence

+rep fantastic focus

Balanced teams!

knows how to rally the team