Recent reviews by Malgaph

You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your flashlights dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Red Cannibal.

He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Red Cannibal.

You're looking for your axe,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life
(From Red Cannibal.)
He's brandishing a stick.
(It's Red Cannibal.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hungry and scary Red Cannibal!
Living in the woods,
(Red Cannibal.)
Killing for sport,
(Red Cannibal.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Red Cannibal.

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a log trap!

Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Red Cannibal.
Sharpening a stick,
(Red Cannibal.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Red Cannibal.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling the monster Red Cannibal.
Fighting for your life with Red Cannibal,
Wrestling a knife from Red Cannibal,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Red Cannibal.

You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten the Red Cannibal

Wait! He isn't dead! Cannibal Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam the monster Red Cannibal
Legendary fight with Red Cannibal
Normal Tuesday night for Red Cannibal
You try to swing an axe at Red Cannibal
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated the Red Cannibal

His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from the Red Cannibal

I give the game a thumbs up! If you got some time and want a peaceful yet beautiful game I would reccommend it. Once you have defenses up and a good weapon, the cannibals become sort of an after thought. Anyway, stay safe and consider this game for you library!

Surprisingly toxic against new comers to the game. If you don't start early never start. Can't play a game without someone reporting for being bad when they are obviously THE SAME LEVEL AS YOU!

Was flying my ship through the cosmos!
Seeking new life! New civilization!
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Random mine floating in space hits me from nowhere....
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11/10 would die again

This is a game I deeply recommend. The game reminds me of Skyrim and dayz in the same game! There are multiple ways to survive and go through your adventure. I love how the environment seamlessly integrates with the gameplay. Sometimes I feel like I am actually walking on that island. Although graphics aren't the goal of this game I will say it can really suck your time away from how engaging it is. However, optimization in the game isn't at an all time high. So you can expect large lag spikes here and there. As well as graphical glitches, such as floating deer or flying trees. The beta of this game is showing a much larger map of amazing proportions and some dungeons with mysteries surrounding them such as why is there a giant meteor or what was the role of the dragon bridge? The beta inculdes dungeons, new bosses, and a better island. I hope you choose to buy this game and love it as much as I do! :)