i can feel it kicking

I DRILLED A HOLE DIRECTLY INTO MY PINEAL GLAND AND I'VE BEEN DUMPING PROPEL ELECTROLYTE PACKETS INTO IT AND NOW I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH WORMHOLES FROM THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY. IT WANTS ME TO GO TO IRAQ AND CONSUME THE IMMORTAL BODY OF GILGAMESH. I'VE ALREADY BOOKED MY PLANE TICKET. IF I CAN SUCCESSFULLY EAT GILGAMESH I WILL BE ABLE TO OPEN UP THE STARGATE. GILGAMESH, I AM COMING TO CONSUME YOU. YOU WILL BE NO MORE.

Ugggh *rubs belly*

Im bouncing on valentine like a trampolineeee

Hey this is Valentine's mother I'd like to ask you why are you private messaging MY SON pictures of HUMANOID FELINE CREATURES in strange, sexual positions? This is VERY CONCERNING behavior from a stranger on the internet such as yourself. DO NOT message MY SON ever again. DO NOT bring your strange sexual kinks anywhere NEAR my family. If you are caught contacting MY SON ever again, I WILL personally contact the INTERNET AUTHORITIES about this SICKENING BEHAVIOR!!!!!!

Lies lies false.. this is incorrect! Not true!

i didnt ♥♥♥♥ my cat. i didnt ♥♥♥ on my cat. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

mEOW :C

-rep not actually a cat

car :3

Maybe just not rage over losing a free loadout?

What the hell man some people need therapy

This lad called me the N word cuz i killed him on Arc :3

dirty little black immigrant rat, slice your wrists length ways and save the world trouble, though no one will notice you gone tbh

plays w/ cheaters

I agree with them, can you like not have this kind of profile picture on here?
Im not even sure thats allowed, please seek help /10

shut up

Meow?!

Erm... Nice profile pic? It.. Really shows your... Personaility?

Come on. Pony porn. Really. /10

You made a comment on my profile 10 years ago.

Stay blessed.

uhm sorry if this is weird haha I just thought I should let you know… like… the rapture is happening tomorrow. like actually for real. not in a haha funny meme way but in a 'sky opens up angels descend fire raining from the heavens' kind of way. idk I just figured you should hear it from someone who actually cares about you haha.

I mean I don’t know you personally (yet?? ;) haha jk unless???) but like when the four horsemen ride down and the oceans boil I just want you to remember that I was the one who told you first… I think that’s kinda special y’know??

we should totally play TF2 tonight before the trumpets blow lol like one last match before eternal judgement haha. not trying to be weird or anything I’m just really passionate about salvation and also gaming. sorry if this is too forward I just think ur really cool and I don’t want you to get left behind haha add me on discord: RaptureDaddy_2007

Freaking cute smart guy with amazing lightborne tombstone myers gameplay. All skill no luck, making miracles happen out here. Precious kitty. Please step on me... 🥺

MPPfff.. say that again

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser stupid insecure lightborne tombstone myers. no skill all luck abusing broken builds. stupid freak. get stepped on.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Goopy goop

Awooga?!

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You're beyond messed up Jack :c

Hey man your dms aren't working but I wanted to let you know that your Inflation + Vore comission are done, it took me a bit of time and i added a variant for the one with digestion and color swaps, just like you asked. hope you enjoy it :3

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shut up pawjob

These comments are extremely slanderous and disruptive to my character and reputation..

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+rep Pawjob enthusiast

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+rep valuable asset to any team ^_~, add me

cool buddy

She packing on my Pea till i nut

The king of packing peanuts

The king of packing peanuts

ornch

Average Newcastle resident

THREE OF THEM?!?!?!?