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Recent reviews by magicbeans

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1 person found this review helpful
49.2 hrs on record
This game has everything I want in a turn-based RPG and more;
Rewarding gameplay systems with near limitless customisation, incredible music everywhere and an enthralling narrative story that I can't get out of my head because it resonates so well with me.

Genuinely a work of art
Posted 8 May, 2025. Last edited 8 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Cannot recommend this game in good conscience with the state it's in right now, especially with the price it's set to for an early access game...
I really enjoyed Hyper Light Drifter so I hope the devs can come around on this game and make it amazing in the future
Posted 17 January, 2025. Last edited 17 January, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
81.2 hrs on record
Feelsgoodman
Posted 1 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
If the gameplay isn't for you, at least appreciate the banger soundtrack and amazing pixel artwork cause they're both really great
Posted 16 July, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
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6.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
i got it for free and it was still awful
Posted 19 August, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
A neat little short film that accurately depicts the game and the choices that the inspector [or you when you were playing the actual game] has to make in order to either be loyal to his country or a forgiving human being.

thumbs up for this
Posted 28 February, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
66.3 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Deceased Cellular Molecules is about this guy who had his head stuck in the clouds once upon a time but now he has his sword stuck in peoples skulls.

Anyway good game if you like getting RNG'd on and slamming your keyboard multiple times!
Posted 17 November, 2017. Last edited 18 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record
Nominate this game for "Most Fun with a Machine" 8)
Posted 17 November, 2017. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
33.3 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Enjoyable little RPG with added self-awareness and satirical jokes. Good to kill your time with 👍
Posted 16 November, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
74.5 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
-Make it to the end of the Park 3-3

-I did it. I'm so happy that I got this far

-I'm so close to the mayor now

-Hit my E key for the elevator to bring me to the next level

-Instead of teleporting, I spontaneously explode

-My expression: ಠ_ಠ

-Developer, in a message, explains all levels aren't completed yet

-Relieved and distressed at the same time

This game is an emotional rollar coaster 10/10
Posted 4 July, 2017.
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