Recent reviews by MagicPanduh

Imagine a game where the main activity is sprinting across a beautiful wasteland!
Only to get instantly shredded by a robot you didn’t even see. It’s basically the digital equivalent of walking into a glass door repeatedly while your friends laugh at you.

The maps? B-E-A Utiful !!!!! Which is perfect because you’ll spend most of your time face‑down in the dirt admiring them after another surprise ambush.

Proximity voice chat is one of my favourites though nothing bonds a squad like hearing each other scream in real time as we’re vaporized by players and robots It’s basically karaoke night except everyone’s singing their death rattles.

Crafting feels meaningful which is a polite way of saying you’ll spend hours cobbling together junk that gets stolen five minutes later. It’s like building your own furniture xD looks good until you realize you built it upside down and it collapses under pressure.

Every raid is unpredictable, mostly because you never know which way you’ll die this time.
Betrayal by teammates? Check.
Murder by robots? Double check.
Forgetting to extract because you got distracted looting wires? Triple check.

ARC Raiders isn’t just a game, it’s a lifestyle choice. Specifically the lifestyle of someone who enjoys chaos, disappointment, and yelling WHY?!?!?!? at their monitor.
Fun ferocious frustrating basically dodgeball against a tank.
BUUUUT Super fun and exciting.

10/10 would go topside again!!!!!

Sometimes the battle isn’t for the field it’s on it, under it and occasionally through a collapsing building.
I die more than I shoot but every explosion makes me feel like I’m starring in a Michael Bay movie.
Some rounds I’m the hero, other times I am the debris but at least I look cool doing it.
Every time I respawn I tell myself : “this time will be different” buut it never is :/
The most cinematic way to get blown up repeatedly. 9/10 — would dramatically respawn again.

See Megabonk on Steam.
Ponder… should I get it?
Buy it.
Lose three days of my life in what felt like 15 minutes.
Now I whisper “just one more run” like a prayer.

Megabonk has officially replaced sleep meals and social interaction.
I now measure time in runs and judge my self worth by how many zeroes are in my score. 10/10 — would BONK again.

This game hurt me!!!

Guns that talk who doesn't want that , 100 cement the funniest game I've played.

B-E-A utiful Game the world will blow you away , also me "ooooh a Tree , oooh Hemp , oooh more tree's , oooh fiiish!! " , touched more grass in this game then IRL. You know your playing a MMORPG when even the rabbits drop loot.

5.8 hours of just me pulling the weirdest faces. 11/10 Weird and would recommend to play for the weirdest experience but the art work is just insane reminded me of Prometheus...

Do you want to know more ? Recruit its TIME TO DO YOUR PART TODAY ENLIST we are here to kill some bugs and chew some bubblegum and we're all out of bubble gum!!!!!! Got dropped on a planet 16 squad mates shouting at each other all out war felt like we were living the movie!!

Slap some zombies kick some zombies some more zombie slapping , so satisfying fun with friends kicking some more zombies :). "Hi Sir Do you want to see my MACHEETTE!!!"

Saw something and a little poop came out !!!!!