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are you ♥♥♥♥ing kidding me? why do you come to my profile and send all these ♥♥♥♥♥y♥♥♥♥♥comments? Implying that i don't wear ANYTHING at all?? who are you trying to prove yourself worthy to? To me? If so then you're doing a terrible job at it.
I take a shower everyday, I never wear the undies twice in a row, nor clothing.
If you really think you're so tough , get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥on a plane and come down - you know where i'm at. And talk♥♥♥♥♥♥to my ♥♥♥♥ing face, alright?

𓆏 i found you

is ****** ***** **** yet?

bonk

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are <33

https://www.wikihow.com/Sneak-Your-Cat-Into-Work

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Okay-with-Having-a-Communist-Friend

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and you've been........ betrayed

OMG BRO CALM DOWN BRO SIMMER DOWN BRO U WANNA KNOW Y? IT WAS JUST A PRANK HAHAHA GOT U U LITTLE R3T4RD THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT OVER THERE U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WE GOT U BRO I BET U DIDNT NOE HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY BRO DESMOND CAME UP TO U AND J1ZZ3D ALL OVER UR SWEET JEANS IT WAS SO FUNNY NOW U HAVE SUM BABY GRAVY ALL OVER THEM

you really hurt my feelings. my lawyer will be in contact soon.

by the power vested in sheldon from the big bang theory, i pronounce you gay

+Rep amazing stuff

signed

- epic gamer girl

hi :) <3

daddies cummies are so yummy

thick and taste like honey

when my daddy says he’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

and then the semen begins running

i take his ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth

swirl it around like a roundabout

swallow every last drop of ♥♥♥

sex with daddy has been so fun!

I crave a chicken sandwich. But here’s the catch, it HAS to be Skipper from Madagascar’s ♥♥♥. Nothing else or I won’t eat it. Mm just thinking about his sweet sweet viscous sauce makes me hard. I want to just eat a chicken ♥♥♥ sandwich next to him while I jerk his cute penguin ♥♥♥♥ off. Mmmmm yummy

don't say you're bisexual unless you have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bicycle i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my bicycle with my ass today so i am bisexual

When I was a child I would deposit magnets into my anal cavity and then rub my butt against the fridge and it would feel like im getting a nice hug from the fridge

sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be nice

sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be nice

sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be nice

sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be nice

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet?

Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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