Recent reviews by archpest

9/10, would be 10 if it had the market gardener

Shockingly good remake. It feels a bit different from the original control/camera wise, but if that doesn't bother you much then you're gonna have a great time. Many of the game's little frustrations have been alleviated and the game holds up pretty well to this day!

Also they gave Pac-Man a voice in this remake and I wasn't crazy about it at first, but the prospect of Pac-Man just sounding like a regular ass guy is so amusing to me that the concept grew on me

Great kart racer, but the online is slowly dying and becoming saturated with sweaty legend rank players saving items for lap 3 and using meta gadgets. Either you adapt or lose, and that's just not fun. Enjoy ranks E-A while you can.

just play World instead

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Psycho Patrol R. The commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of postmodern aesthetics most of the critiques will go over a typical player's head. There's also the Recruit's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Wilhelm Reich's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Ville Kallio's work, to realise that he's not just making overpriced godot games- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Psycho Patrol R truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bion's existential catchphrase "Yay!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Sigmund Freud's Studies of Hysteria. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ville Kallio's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I've got more wagon than a pilgrim convoy and a giant hammer, what's not to like?

Look idc how you do it, PLEASE just cut the filesize. I beg. 160GB is ridiculously excessive. That's bigger than RDR2, the game with realistic horse defecating. idk what y'all did to get this game that bloated but I ain't gonna keep this installed like ever. And it sucks cuz I do actually wanna keep playing this

Really says a lot when the main complaint people have about Shadow Generations is just "there's not enough of it." Sonic's back on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' menu.

Don't let the game fool you, this is not a fishing game. This is a lottery ticket simulator. Every fish you catch is just so you can buy another lottery ticket. Every upgrade you get for your rod is so you can buy lottery tickets faster. The chalk is for practicing your scratching technique. The beer is there because it kicks ass. Drink one before you scratch a ticket. Catch a glistening bull shark and spend all of that money on tickets. Remember, 90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big and make their money back

This is the first time I genuinely wish a game was more expensive. $15 for this game is a damn robbery. I'd pay triple that in a heartbeat. We'd have Silksong by now if they weren't so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generous with this game