Oh, me mum was such a happy girl
Me daddy was so jolly
I love to tell the story
How they both died in the Holly
I yap about the gassin' with every chance I get
Don't know why you're laughing, I ain't even started yet

Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap

Well, some say I'm a fool
But it don't change how I feel
I don't care 'bout the pool
Or riding the Ferris wheel
Now me only ever wish is they didn't go to camp
Cuz dad's cleaning dishes and mе mum sits on a lamp

Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, mе mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap

They had me on the global news
To cry about some jokes
But I can't hardly have a snooze
Or take a calming soak
My bedtimes just an awful sight, bathing's a dreadful thing
I cry when I turn on the light and sniff me Irish Spring

Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap

Sometimes when I feel glum and sad
It really makes me think
I wish I had me mum and dad
So we could have a drink
Oh if only I were able, I'd take them to the pub
But me mum stays on the table
And me dad's still in the tub!

Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly
And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk
To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap