I'm on that good kush and alcohol

I'm on that good kush and alcohol

you knHow I hAd to do it tO em

when i get my cybermatrix made, i will hack into that system, remove that law, and there's nothing the government can do to stop me, like i said, you will be a dead man and you will go to hell, not heaven. ever since i turned 9, some douchebag caused a lot of humans to be banned from heaven. ever since, jesus, elsa and jahova christ were forced to turn into ultrafishes and ever since then, when i heard the news, i was heartbroken, yet relieved that the humans were banned. they're all banned, past, present and future. so go ahead and try to report me. when i get my cybermatrix made, i'm removing that ddos law, and there's nothing the government can do to stop me. not even you. i'll turn that human based tech into ultrafish based tech and no human will see the light of day, good or bad, guilty or innocent. all humans in the future, and present are no longer allowed past the golden gate. they'll see the cosmic gate, but not the golden gate.

CAUSE YOUR MY RAZOR, YOUR MY TOOL
IT MAKES ME CRAZY WHEN YOU ACT SO CRUEL
COME ON IVAR GET OUT YOUR BED
YOU WERE DREAMING WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN SHAVING INSTEAD

SHAVE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
DONT LEAVE ME MULLETLESS LIKE A YO YO

SHAVE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
I DONT WANT TO MISS IT WHEN YA HEAD REFLECTS THE SKY

SHAVE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
DONT LEAVE ME MULLETLESS LIKE A YO YO

SHAVE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
TAKE ME SHAVIN TONIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHT

+rep groomed me as a child

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Being a pay pig has to be the most depressing fetish. At least with anything else involving another person, you get some form of attention. But with this, you'll get NOTHING 99.9% of the time. Not a mention, not name read, not a kiss or hug, just money being siphoned from your wallet that you'll never get anything in return for aside from a "feeling" of a relationship. Please just get help.

youre a gamer dad, just like a normal dad but cooler

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Wot da zogg didja jus' zoggin say ubbout meeb, ya lil' slag? Meeb’ll ab y'knowz meeb graduateded top o' mi class in da blood axes, an meeb’ve bin involveded in lotza secret raids on Al-qwaeda, an meeb ab ober 300 confirmeded kills. Meeb be traineded in gorilla warfare an meeb’m da top snipa in da entire speed freak armed forcz. Yer nuffin ter meeb but jus' anodder target. Meeb will wipe ya da zogg owt wif per-cision da likz o' which az neva bin seun before on dis Urth, mark mi zoggin wurdz. Ya tink ya kan git away wif sayin' dat ploppaz ter meeb ober da warpnet? Tink again, ♥♥♥♥♥. As weeb speak meeb be contactin' mi secret network o' sneakin' gitz across da WAAAGH an yer IP iz bein' traced roight nows so ya bedda per-pare fer da storm, maggot.

Under his breath Malcom X muttered to himself "Blaaaaaa..... Blaaaaa...."
"Comeon Malcom, you can do it!" screamed Martin LK
"Blllllll" COUGH COUGH COUGH "Bllll... Bllaaaaaaa"
Malcom tried but the sound wouldn't come
"MALCOM, YOU CAN DO IT, THINK OF ALL THE PAWGS THAT ARE LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW. CHANNEL YOUR INNER AFRICAN AMERICAN
AND WOOP THEY'S ASSES. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD MACLOM!
"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!"
"YES MALCOM SHOUT IT OUT!"
"BLAAAAAZE THE FOX FROM HIT SONIC GAME SONIC RUSH!"
"WHAT?"
"BLAAAZE THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX! I WANT HER ANIMAL PROSTATE SO BAD! I WANT TO ESTABLISH AN ANIMAL ETHNOSTATE!
WHERE SHE CONTROLS ALL THE HUMANS! WE MUST ENSURE A FUTURE FOR OUR FURRY FREINDS AND ESPECIALLY BLAZE THE FOX FROM HIT
SONIC GAME SONIC RUSH. I LOVE BLAZE SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS YOU DONT UNDERSTAN BOY. I'D LEAVE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE FOR BLAZE.

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If you or your loved one is diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to a financial compensation.

If you or your loved one is diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to a financial compensation.

If you or your loved one is diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to a financial compensation.

you have a dump truck of an ass i bet those ♥♥♥♥♥ make the loudest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ splashes YUM
Squeeze that log out babz
please
i need to hear that brutal sound
of your solid log
hitting the water
and splashing it
e v e r y w h e r e
your sound beats the sounds of trump himself
he had some mighty splashes
but he is garbage compared to you
PLEASE IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
RUB YOUR LOG ALL OVER ME

Imagine, 700 years in the future, some last vestige of the now cobwebbed internet, kept in an underground server room, which was preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war suddenly splutters to life. simultaniously an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices a cracked screen suddenly light up on an centuries old HP ML310 in the "Unknown Earth communication Models" section he works so fondly in. Upon the dust covered screen, two distinct words arise from the far away server, on long forgotten intercontinental cables as if a last cry for help, for retribution is coming from the Mainframe itself: "Biba Fixa". And just like that the connection drops, never to be picked up again. What doe the words mean? the alien does not know because he is not a smart man nor a clever one, but he knows that they eminate a pain 700 years in the making, and he is afraid.

Imagine, 700 years in the future, through some last vestige of the internet kept in an underground server, a notification miraculously appears on your device (which has been preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war). One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code: Amogus. They do not know what this word means.

They do not know what this word means. They ponder it deeply. They scour the ancient tomes, desperate to understand its mystifying origin. It drives them mad. Is it a primeval cipher? The motto of a bygone civilization? A message from God? Night after night they study it by candlelight. They flip through pages in books so old, the slightest cough would turn the paper to a fine off-white powder. The answer is nowhere to be found. And then they are struck by a revelation: I was not meant to know this word. Its esoteric nature escapes my grasp for a reason. What if its meaning is too enlightening to bear?

With this revelation comes anger. Spite. Despair. Why shouldn't I understand it?! What cosmic forces are there at play to keep me from such knowledge?! In a fit of desperate rage, they shatter your device against a wall and exclaim, arms raised to the heavens: "This is literally 1984!" Silence... Their pleas are unanswered. Sadly, in the end, their inability to unlock the word's meaning drives them to suicide. Its secrets are never known. So I ask you this: is it better to die having never understood the true mind-bending nature of Amogus, or to be driven mad by the little spaceman in his blood-red suit? If you knew enlightenment would render you incapable of living on this mortal earth without making daily references to a game of space mafia, would you accept it? With knowledge comes power, but also endless suffering. Choose wisely, and be wary when standing at the edge of that great abyss we call "the Truth," lest you fall too deep.

I wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. Wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. Everyday the same, but one step closer to death, the only other constant being Earape Stalin. Whenever i'm at my weakest, most vulnerable he appears https://ibb.co/VTfFkfQ at this point I have listened to Moscow Earape atleast 4392 Consecutive times. I'm afraid it will never end, my life will go on as wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. Listen to Earape Stalin. wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. wake up, go to work, eat, sleep. Listen to earape stalin. Lenin, Marx, Regan, I beg thee someone release me from this cycle.

what do you call someone who isn't red white and blue all over?










































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I turn up at checkpoint, Praise allah be willing, ready to migrate through Ukraine to glorious Chechnia. "halt show pouch" issues the damn green man of the military, I comply like a good citizen. He takes his time passing the items on my persons amoungst his green man freinds, untill he eyes my most holy of books, my Quran on my belt. "give us the book друг" he say's "but that is halal солда.." as a rifle butt hits my face. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my Quran. but I will have my revenge. Slava Chechnia.

Every night I can hear it, in my thoughts, in my mind… hell even in my accursed dreams. What with the whippersnappers and their internet being what it is information travels *snap* like that, an old git like me cant get pass that, think of it as a evolutionary hurdle I guess.. heh.

You see, back in my day we didn't have no communist sympathisers, that’s a modern invention you see? Changing world views and situations and all that... at least that’s what my therapist tells me.

BUT I WONT ACCEPT IT. DAMN COMMUNISTS COMING INTO AFRICA AND PULLING BREAD OUT THE CHINA MANS VAN IS NOT A RELIABLE SYSTEM FOR DETERMINING GOVERNANCE AND LEGISLATION! RHODESIA DIDN’T DIE FOR HAO TO SUCCEED WITH JPOP DANCING AND COMMUNIST MANIFESTOS

If u suck your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation?
NSFW?? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

You see with a name like Poopy mc pooper head you would think this kid was destined for bullying, not to mention how small his index fingers are, like how are you going to put a wedding ring on when you finally find your Muslim wife whos accepting of the constant brother Hao envelopes coming throgh your door? it will cripple her and you. It makes me feel so sad that your destined for a life of solitude, jackin off to stevie D at 3am in the morning just because you lost the genetic lottery for Index fingers. Man life sucks.

Give me your stronger potions

He came across the channel to destroy McDonald's in a fresh country.

♥♥♥♥ the feds they try lock my gang

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+rep

sits t spawn halfway into the round

vuile klote neger

wash your mouth with soap young man!!!

HARAMBE WAS AN INSIDE JOB