Tämän lapsen vanhemmat, toimikaa. Lapsesi on hallitsematon ja aggressiivinen, usein tappelee ja varastaa tavaroita luokkakavereilta. Hän on huligaani ja kiusaaja, kun ruokasaliin tuodaan vettä, hän kusee teekannuihin ja sekoittaa ulosteensa papusoseeseen. Jos luet tätä, toivon, että tämä peto ei lyönyt sinua puoliksi kuoliaaksi, ole hyvä ja toimi. Tiedän yhden hyvän vankilan Ukrainassa. Tämä rikollinen kuuluu sinne

+rep I stroke my pickle to angry birds

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This guy might genuinely be the best tanker I've ever seen. Like, if he was the leader of 1944 Germany they would have had a come back and won in 3 months with Ren leading the charge. It's insane what this weirdly shaped angry bird sound generator can do when in put in charge of three other tankers. This legendary buffs lead has transformed Sadaf Twinkseins Femboylican guard regiment into a true force to be reckoned with on the squib battlefields, those ELEV8 bastards stand no chance anymore.

All of this pales in comparison to the near impossible feats accomplished by Ren in the world renowned eSports title "Snail bob 2". The way he snails on his bob until he twos is just impeccable, there's no replicating it short of cheating. From the way he "OwO" and "eeehowos" to his masterful dodging of the transkeleton snail and the fire pillar, there's just no shortage of legendary feets.

Overall this might be THE snail bob 2 player of the century, guess he's carrying as ground spectator too.

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+rep great head