Recent reviews by ΘΔ bruised drooling puppygirl

extremely charming and fun to play
like lethal levels of charm

really well written
really well drawn
im playing this one
well past dawn

doo doo poo poo
seriously though this game rules and deserves your time

i give this game a memory leak/10

topless gun take out the ai stuff and u will have my recommend
i dont care that the radio is optional
i dont care if anyone thinks the little textures dont matter
i dont care
dont use ai in your game

god the war z is just the gift that keeps on giving
like herpes!

if you've only played consumer softproducts' other game and are going in with no prior research it can take a bit before your brain shifts into how this game plays compared to what's come before
that's the learning curve
that and making sure to read everything
check the help menu when you hit esc
talk to lorenzo
dieing is not as big a deal as it seems

It's made by the golden light dev and I can see the creative vision coming through. I like it a lot but can't recommend it. Take out the ai slop in the intro. It's unnecessary and takes away from the visual appeal of the game. I love your aesthetic choices, Mr. Pink, but cannot condone the use of AI.

The controls are a little weird but coming from chambers and golden light (and as a fan of games with weird controls) I really don't mind.

10/10 no notes
plz add bird critters :3

this is kind at the clerks cartoon of video games

if you kinda unfocus ur eyes it looks like an amazing terminator game
my brain is holding me hostage with this game
I can't help it I just love garbage

7/10