Creamy

The coolest penguin there is

ayyy Louis is cool

Blessings upon thy genitals

Blessings upon thy genitals. May you receive ONE pp touch. Or ONE clitoral DJ Hero jam sesh with the partner of your choice.

Idk which combo you're rockin with down there, but, whichever configuration you call your own. May someone, in fact, put it down upon thee friend👑👑

That is all...

Gwah gwah

the person below me is a moose

u the hottest penguin I know.

ga

mer

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ily

Merry Christmas!

@serithify b alrady have it I havent updated it in like 6 months lmao

hey b
get rocket league
there are balls
and you go vrooom

sniffs the air and wags tail happily h-hey senpai-chan.. OwO licks your face i have some f-feelings to confess scratches behind ear nervously, fleas flying everywhere i... i think i have the feelsman for you heart doki dokis out of my chest w-will you please make me the happiest Neko in the world and be my Putin-Chan? pounces on u pweese? unu naruto runs away before you can answer

slurp

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Lick, Lick, Lick, (I lick it) I wanna eat your ♥♥♥♥! (I do)!

You know the one where the kids nipples disappeared after his dad died, turns out his dad would lick the kids nipples to make them appear every night.
What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin. Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.
God bless you, dad.
Share if you love your dad lol.

Is that a voice I hear?
It shrieks to me loud and clear
On the wind
Past the stars
In your ears
Bringing chaos at a break neck pace
Dashing hope putting fear in it's place
A rose by any other name is just as sweet
When everything's worse our work is complete
Jesse,
and James
Meowth, now that's a name
Putting the do-gooders in there place
We're team rocket
And we're in your face!

Volume 1:
Penguins are real,
or are they fake,
if you hurt one,
the rest you will wake.

They will chase you up,
and chase you down,
and when run,
make a screeeming sound.

But beware of the day,
where they rule the nation
becuase when they do,
your chocolate will be taken.

I don't believe in air travel. It's all a hoax, along with "space" flight. How can something weighing 70 tons stay in the air? Birds fly because they weigh very little. Chickens don't fly because they weigh alot. And a so called airplane weighs significantly much more than a chicken. I have never been in an airplane, and I don't know anyone who has. People who say they have are just shills for the government who uses small drones (that weigh less than chickens) to spray chem trails everywhere. Those drones only look like they are very high because they are so small. It's a know fact that past a mile high, there is not enough air to breathe. Yet we are expected to believe that these airplanes can somehow provide enough air to everyone on board? Please. Not to mention that flying that close to the sun would cook everyone alive.

Westerway I was pwaying Moinecwaft and I cwuaght a chwicen and i pwut it in a pwen so it wouldn't fwy away. And den it dwidn't lay an wegg for a vewy lwong toime untwil it lay an wegg and it was so bwig dat a scawy spooky skweltwon cwame out and kwilled my fwuffy chwicen and den moi Moinecwaft acwount deeded bewcause twa skweleton was hewobwoine and den he cwame ti mwy hwouse and I scweam and den I vewy scwared and sen I fworgot

All this nerd plays is Duck Game.
+nerd