plays like he still has a soft spot on his head

He looks like Dwight

Hacker to the bone, sweat central.
You’ve got every outfit in the store but still no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You’re out here spending $100's on pixels while the rest of us are spending time touching grass. You drop cash on outfits, but can’t drop a pickup line, to a real life girl—bro, that’s a bigger crime.
And let’s be real, being an Ace main in 2025? That’s not a flex, that’s a cry for help. You’re basically role-playing a washed-up dude who peaked 30 years ago. No perks in love, just Ace prestige grinding.

+rep tastes like soap

-rep doesnt respect his viewers

FOOL

-rep for having a girlfriend who can’t shut her trap

-rep clown wall hacks

dedicated to Boon: Split Up Gang

The love of my life

Viva La Weeble!

The Mad Gen Rusher

-100 rep can't loop

Mandy

Optimus Chino

Brotato but with nuclear thrones!

-1000 rep raid leads Plate Up

+50 rep he loopin HE LOOPIN

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

remember when you ran me over in WOBBLY LIFE

I love you

I NEED YOU BABY BABY BABYYYYY

you're smelly

You're a filthy worms lover and you think you are so talented because you beat me in that HORRIBLE golf course well you are wrong I am going to hurt you WEEEEEEEEEE

Better than moot loot!

I'm bananas for you

Vampire Slayers but with potatoes. Lots of weapons, lots of classes. This game gives you a lot more options to optimize your build and every weapon/perk seems viable in its own right. I really appreciate that you can see all the unlock requirements from the start and most of them are easy enough to get if you build for them. I might be an outlier on this but I also appreciate that it has no meta upgrade system. Get farther by playing better - but there's a ton of accessibility options to help make this game easier and harder. 10/10. Definitely one of my new favorite rouge-likes.

Don't talk to this man he's a filthy bullet bill user

I love you Mr. BoomBloom

main character main character main character

IS THAT A HOGWARTS LEGACY PLAYER I SEE

This man got me killed in Project Zomboid after promising to protect me no matter what because he fell asleep. 10/10 would never play with him ever again. He is a pretty gooCLAWS UP! He licks feet he licks feet he licks feet and thats why the ishgardians look like that

This man logs off in the Pier of Kugane so when he logs on he can immediately step into Eureka

tRiPlE cAsT tRiPlE cAsT tRiPlE cAsT

Luka Luka Night Fever

Can't wait to mug you the next time I see you

hold toes with me next

I like Quiet

let's hold toes again baby boi

stooooooop

come back so it can wink at me daddy

my favorite man in the entire world <3

world's cutest boyfriend uwu

imagine being a cutie smh

i love you <3

are you still looking for clues?