Well, in the case, I think you will be pleased to hear that I got you an exclusive skrillex-made brapcore dubstep remix, featuring the farts and ♥♥♥♥♥ from skrillex himself. And boy, let me tell you, he really does drop the beat in this one.

opened your profile and IMMEDIATELY started feeling gassy. heh... i missed this feeling...

im sponging it im sponging it

im tha sponge baybee

Contemplating if I should torture you or not. If you mention spingleborb one more time, I think I'll have to squeeze you to death. Like a sponge. Like squeezing a sponge. I will squeeze you like a sponge. To death. You will be squeezed to death like a sponge and all of your blood will ooze out of the pores of your body. Like a sponge. Much like how a sponge behaves when squeezed. That will be your body. Mangled and smushed into a pulp. Like a sponge. The things in the ocean. Squeezed. Dead. Like a sponge.

im spnogebob

a glimpse into how spongbob my life has become

Cute kitty kah. So CUTE kitty kah. you so CUTE kitty kah-uh YOU SO CUTE KITTY KAH *smooch* i luh you. So cute, uh~ c'mere m'baybuh *smack* my gaw bro. oh my gawh you feel fluffeh *lip smack* omagah hm. Ijust mih luh you so much babeh~ So CUTE. Ah, look at YOUU. nah look at YOU. I LUHH YOU MAN LOOK SO KYUUT BAYBEH SoOoO zesty~

The sweetest Valentine.

This is defamation, my lawyers will be in touch shortly.

This individual was listed on the Epstein files, be careful around them!

Dude that isn't funny. I was saving up my khv status to get myself a pity wife at 35 years old. Now I'm just a hv, I'll never find someone this way

Erm, WOW! What you just said gave me a BONER! I think now's a good time to sound the boner alarm! Just... WOW... incredible stuff! You should be a writer!

starts making out with both of you sloppy style

this is exactly what I meant

I can't wait to become lost fartmedia!!! Internet archaeologists will uncover my work decades from now, and the fartworks will have ripened so badly that it will release the next great plague upon humanity. Just imaging the smell has me DROOLING!

You'll just replace them with 4 different fartworks, I'm not worried about my comments being confusing because you will never get better. And for your information, I have contemplated death before, and it's not that scary after I realized that it allows me to not see your profile anymore. It's comforting to know that in the end your profile will be lost media. And not the kind they post reddit stories about that get 500000 upvotes because people are nostalgic.

Well, not quite. A year or so from now I will have probably changed up my profile (let a white boy shake things up a little from time to time), and your cute little comment will actually make you look stupid because the artworks you're referring to no longer exist. Have you ever thought about that before? Have you ever thought about how at one point something existed and then the next day it doesn't? Have you ever contemplated death? How one day you will die and be forgotten? Sometimes I think about deep, dark philosophy like that.

Which means I win

Which means I win

And you don't

You have 4 artworks dedicated to farting

It's been 5 days now and I'm still waiting for an apology. My profile rocks your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ world and you're afraid to admit it.

this profile highkey sucks icl

you was at the club
bottoms up when i first met you

high school? that's what they called me at the club

club? that's what they called me in high school

btw my hand is still intact

club? did you say club? don't let this distract you from the fact that the official daniel tiger hate club exists and is strong in numbers compared to the measly daniel tiger cub love or whatever it's called

member? member of what? did you guys start a club without me??
i guess i wont be needing THIS anymore!! throws my half of our best friends forever novelty ring onto the pavement and stomps on it a billion times until it is nothing but dust

Yeah, okay, that's what they all say. And guess what happens every single time? They grip it so hard that they break every bone in their hands. And my stiff adamantine holy pillar? Unphased, left in perfect, pristine condition.

im gonna white knuckle your rock hard member

Butter trotted off, satisfied, with a meaty bone in his mouth.

𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶! ❤️

𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶! ❤️

OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE CHRISTMAS EDITION


ANTLERS

WRAPPING PAPER

CANDY CANE HANDLE

ORNAMENTS

LITTLE BABY JESUS

CAROLERS

RUDOLPH

STIFF ♥♥♥♥♥

CHRISTMAS TREE STAND

TOILET PAPER

wife

LITTLE GREEN MEN

TANGERINES

HOT CHOCOLATE

WIDE COAT JACKETS

HOT PORK

LONG SNOWMAN CARROTS

PLAY DOH

MARIAH CAREY

MISTLETOE

AFRICA

MENORAH

MENTOS

SMALL GLASS JAR

AIR

Oh my god. I see it. After some meditation and reflection, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. I can visualize the white horse. I can even rotate in my mind like it's a fully 3D rendered model. I'm spinning that ♥♥♥♥ like crazy and stretching it across the vast landscape that is my mind. ♥♥♥♥ yeah, this rules man. I feel so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerful.

Hey that's really great and all, dude, but you're gay little cryptic-ass yet somewhat wise and insightful poem of deep enlightenment doesn't help the fact that I was just recently skinned and eaten alive.

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

I will skin you and eat you alive.

my little lovebug ♡

I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Hey grok, check this ♥♥♥♥ out. She's rubbing yogurt on it WITHOUT your permission. She's rubbing yogurt on it like the disobedient, noncompliant BRAT that she is. She's rubbing yogurt on it bratty style!!!!!

im going to rub yogurt on it.

but can i rub yogurt on it

I am frankly sick of being used.

hey grok, can she bounce on it prolapsed rotting ♥♥♥♥♥ style?? 🤤

It hurts.

can i rub yogurt on it

I think it's for the best grok didn't tell us. The last guy you rubbed yogurt on it died a most gruesome death, for he was hyper allergic to yogurt and it melted his flesh off. Maybe we should ask grok if we should use non-fat dairy-free zero-sugar yogurt.

grok it's been two days;
can i rub yogurt on it