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Two wonderful perks, four of them will never be used.
Rick hardly resembles him, pants cosmetics are literally just toned down in photoshop and the buckle shadow on the back is still there.

Daryl is well made, high resemblance to Norman Reedus. He has a bug where he screams in everybody's ear during a match.

Voice acting for both of these characters have been done by the original actors but screams (which were made by someone else) sound really off.

Michonne, while accurately remade she literally has devs commenting on the actress' performance which is hilariously embarrassing at how little care they've put into this.
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From all the 11 seasons of The Walking Dead, they did not make an actual map but some random small tile.
They could have chosen:
>the hospital or city from season 1
>a vehicle jammed highway from season 2
>Greene family farm from season 2
>the iconic prison from season 3
list goes on.

A huge missed opportunity.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!

Probably the most shilled indie game, definitely not worth it's price, just wait for a sale so you can have less regrets.
The game is about doing repetitive missions and unless you're some 13 year old with infinite amount of free time and autistic enough to grind the same missions over and over then this game will get boring after 20 hours.
Pretty fun to play with friends but otherwise it really doesn't have a lot to it.

Where's everybody going? Home?

Resident Evil 5 was the most disappointing thing since Resident Evil 4.
I mean how much more could you possibly ♥♥♥♥ up the entire backstory of Resident Evil?
And while Resident Evil 4 implemented the most boringest change by which mexicans turn into pinatas who drop ammo and spoonfeed you through the entire game, the unfortunate reality of Resident Evil 5 is that it will be around. Forever... It will never go away
IT CAN NEVER BE UNDONE

And if you're someone under the age of like, 15, who says his least favorite game of the series was Resident Evil 1 because it was the most "boringest" one, then I suggest you shut this review off right now, before I carefully explain to you how much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot you are.

So where do I possibly start? Nothing in The Resident Evil 5 makes any sense at all. It comes off like a script written by an 8-year-old. It's like Capcom finished the script in one draft, and they decided to go with it without anyone saying it made no sense at all or was a stupid, incoherent mess. I guess at this point who's going to question Yasuhiro, or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. Probably got rid of those people that questioned him creatively a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumed a new Resident Evil game would be an instant hit, regardless of what the plot was.

Sheva is a total hottie so it makes up for the game being terrible, not to mention it works great as a dating game.

Devil May Cry 5 was the most disappointing thing since Devil May Cry 2.
I mean how much more could you possibly ♥♥♥♥ up the entire backstory of DMC Series?
And while Devil May Cry 2 is an equally disappointing title, the unfortunate reality of Devil May Cry 5 is that it will be around. Forever... It will never go away
IT CAN NEVER BE UNDONE

Resident Evil 1 was the best thing to ever happen. I mean, how much more could you possibly implement something so simple yet interesting and have a great start for promising series that would inevitably ♥♥♥♥ up because it needed "action"? And while Resident Evil 1 was a great game on it's own, the unfortunate reality of what the series have become is that it'll be around. Forever... It will never go away
IT CAN NEVER BE UNDONE

And if you're someone under the age of like, 15, who says his least favorite game of the series was Resident Evil 1 because it was the most "boringest" one, then I suggest you shut this review off right now, before I carefully explain to you how much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot you are.

So where do I possibly start? Nothing in The Resident Evil series past RE3 makes any sense at all. It comes off like a script written by an 8-year-old. It's like Capcom finished the script in one draft, and they decided to go with it without anyone saying it made no sense at all or was a stupid, incoherent mess. I guess at this point who's going to question Yasuhiro, or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. Probably got rid of those people that questioned him creatively a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumed a new Resident Evil game would be an instant hit, regardless of what the plot was.

I can't recommend the game to anyone if devs release new overpowered killer chapters in order to strenghten the bond between the license holder and themselves and don't bother hotfixing or nerfing the new killer because untalented players who cannot play any other killer will buy their way into winning.
However if you DO play the game and there's a new licensed killer, expect him in every game non stop for two weeks at least. Devs just want to fu𝗰𝗸 everyone out of their money and have no respect for devoted playerbase, they only care about making profit and focus solely on that.
Game is not for free and the content within is also paid, to get temporary advantage you buy your way into winning which is not good at all. Somehow BHVR gets a slap on the wrist from everyone on that.

"Quality of life" update is not looking bright either. There are bugs that take YEARS to fix and there's no improvement in sight. They are so lazy that call some bugs and exploits as "intended design"[imgur.com] simply to not do anything about it. Pathetic. Sometimes there are placeholders on a map and completely unrelated things get broken with each update, it's just tiresome. As of patch 9.1.0 there's a random sign post pole in the offering screen. Probably it's purpose is to hold the entire game together. Best part must be the fact that the perk "streetwise" now allows you to get infinite charges from a random item you find in a chest and no, it does not get killswitched because it simply "does not meet kill switch criteria."[imgur.com] Even though it's clearly an exploit.

While exploits are meant to be a bannable offense, this one just so happens to "not be that important" because "Streetwise is barely being used"[imgur.com]. Yes, that is their reasoning for not fixing their main source of income and instead they prefer to go on their fourth break to get their overpriced soy latte.
They have enough money to literally pay someone to fix the bugs for them but prefer not to. Considering their unfathomable coding brilliance, maybe that would be the smartest choice.

Perhaps the worst part about all this is that the game is cleverly made and very addicting. Personally it's one of my favorite games because of how unique it is, mainly because you use the environment in order to fight the other player. I just wish the devs would either fire their staff responsible for coding and decision making or some other studio would instead take care of a gem that this game is.

Devil May Cry HD Collection was the most disappointing thing since Devil May Cry series.
I mean how much more could you possibly ♥♥♥♥ up the entire backstory of Resident Evil?
And while Resident Evil eventually turned into gears of war rip off, the unfortunate reality of Devil May Cry series is that it will be around. Forever... It will never go away
IT CAN NEVER BE UNDONE

it took 12 years to release this game