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1 person found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
You ever play a game and wished it never ended? That's Dispatch.

I firstly want to say I NEVER leave reviews for games, but this one is so damn good I had to.

I will say that this game is first and foremost a story-based driven game. If you like Telltale games this is an instant-buy. Mechanics are simple but engaging and HOLY SMOKES, this game is amazing. I know i'm gassing this up but I'd go as far as say it's a work of art. Absolutely brilliant. Deserves game of the year I'm not even joking.

From the music, audio design, story-telling, believable/relatable characters. It hits all the checkmarks. The writers did a phenomenal job. It on it's own could be it's own Netflix series.

I've never laughed so hard and teared up from a game in a long time. Buy it now it's 1000% worth it, thank my later.
Posted 10 November, 2025. Last edited 10 November, 2025.
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319.9 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Gameplay is amazing, best of the best for an auto-battler. I'd highly recommend this game to anyone that enjoys hearthstone, battlegrounds, TFT, etc. You'll love it.

HOWEVER!

Tempo's mix up on micro transactions and how they manage purchasing of new characters/cards/battlepasses is very odd. Hopefully they figure something out and stick with a model that works for them because it's frustrating with all the switch ups back and forth. It's obvious Tempo is having some money struggles because of upper management demanding a band-aid to pay their employees. A little tip, a new gamemode; 'live' mode like Hearthstone Battlegrounds where I can show off my skins to other players, promoting cosmetic value and in turn increases their revenue could be something to explore. Adding the steam marketplace for player to player trading with Steam's tax cut could skyrocket Tempo's financial situation.

I really hope nothing bad happens to this game because this is something truly special. I know Reynad and the dev team has been putting in blood sweat and tears into this project so would love to see it flourish. FYI. $40 US t-shirts and what was it, $120 sweatshirts is NOT the move. Lock in Tempo.

TLDR; Amazing game, one of a kind. Scuffed FeelsBadMan company.
Posted 15 August, 2025. Last edited 15 August, 2025.
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1,220.9 hrs on record (861.8 hrs at review time)
This game created my depression
Posted 14 July, 2025.
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269.6 hrs on record (107.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Got very bored quick, frustrated, burnt out, but then I realised... I was playing a Gower game. As I grinded away, my blood sweat and tears dripping from my skin onto my roached infested floor manifested into power, vacuuming back into my body and I became instantly hooked.

Rome wasn't built in a day ladies and gentlemen. If you like grind, this is a modern spin on Runescape Classic, and it's freakin awesome. The soundtrack is to die for and once you get used to it's different take on progression, you start to create your own goals and strategies just like what you do in Runescape.

Maybe you're not a sweaty neckbeard grinder living in their mom's basement like me... and that's totally fine! You can play at your own pace without ever feeling that FOMO that you're falling behind everyone else. The spin on progression I mentioned earlier makes EVERYONE start fresh whenever a new region comes out. It's actually quite genius. I think it just needs to grow on folks and with more content coming out we'll see it flourish big time!
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.2 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
Completely horrible game and the Dev's don't care enough to test their game. I played a decent amount and enjoyed my experience up until a game breaking bug that completely removed my base, items and deviants when moving my territory. Developers obviously are inexperienced and don't actually care for such an extreme game breaking bug to go through. I'd say sneak through but this is such a core loop of the game the fact is goes through unnoticed shows they don't care. Gg typical scuffed eastern game don't play them they suck
Posted 19 July, 2024.
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37.5 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
Gave this game a another shot a couple years later, and I really wanted to love it. I love space and MMO's and thought this game would be perfect for me. It's just so damn outdated with all it's mechanics and features, and not in the good 'nostalgic' way you get from other titles.

What initially drew me in was the miner fantasy of going around and finding rare rocks and selling it for big money. This was really lied to me from a marketing and surface stand point. The game isn't exciting at all, there are no rare fun rocks to find, no events, just sit there, click, and mine. Yeah it's a grind, I like grinding games (OSRS) but I can't afk with this. It's like the random events are some enemies that float in at the worst possible time I have to watch my screen. Boring gameplay that I can't even afk? Nah no thanks

I huge deal breaker for me that made me uninstall was the frustration I got from doing one of the early missions for mining. I was tasked to mine 5k of an ore, took me maybe an hour to do so. Everything is fine right, but I found out later that it weighed more than my capacity of 5k, therefore I couldn't mine it all in one trip. No problem... spent 30 min's hauling ass from station to mining place. Okay cool now I'm done right? Nope! The quest location just doesn't work, it must of been a bug or something or maybe I was dumb? But I spent ONE HOUR googling, asking for help in the chats, no one could figure it out why my quest wasn't able to turn in. So I gave up, uninstalled.

This game is really something special, please rework it and make an EVE 2 because at it's current state this game is complete garbage. Don't even waste your time playing an actual good MMO like OS Runescape if you like grind. At least that game you can understand what's going on.
Posted 7 May, 2023.
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353.7 hrs on record (256.0 hrs at review time)
pretty good game i just abuse broken guns cuz i suck
Posted 7 November, 2020.
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45.9 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game good
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1,807.9 hrs on record (1,615.8 hrs at review time)
The best game ever
Posted 24 November, 2014. Last edited 21 December, 2024.
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8.4 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
hard af buy anyways doe
Posted 24 October, 2014.
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