Recent reviews by LocalRoyalRoach

I don't think ive screamed more at any baby for being a baby more than this game about babies

Wonderking Returns after 15 years? with uhhhh Autoplay functionality that can't comprehend platforming. Awkward clunky controls and apparently no improvements to the base game really in sight. Buy Weapons, Items and even permanent Stat Boosts with your Credit card!

AFK farm with other players unless you get hit with an Anti-Botting item that you can't solve the captcha on because you are AFK. Brilliant design choices all around.

A fun little tiny roguelike with lots of beep boop noises and blinky lights to evoke a slot machine feel combined with a little rpg game that tickles the brain. Spin the slots to beat goblins with hammers or pile up precious coins to pay for the use of little powerup artifacts. Its all here!

Also i quite like seeing coins piling up in games.

We all lift meat together.

Game is a very silly squishy meaty hotdog of a game that is an objective focused action roguelike. Butcher meat ball aliens into giblets, wear there flesh as your own but be wary of the time for the Eldritch Meat Entities desire to snack on you like a delicious beef snack you know you shouldn't eat at your local gas station but the salts and preservatives called to you like a siren song. Which also sums up this game well too. I think? I think so!

Early Access but i see alot of potential meat on the bones here. Also the soundtrack is meat focused too. This ones for the Meat Lovers out there.

You have everything you could ever want and need in your addiction box!

Ah Dang It! Out of 10

Gungrave G.O.R.E. is a action packed shoot em up thats stimulating pew pew moments peeters out of being interesting less than a couple hours in as you are thrown into the same encounters over and over and over with the main and simple strategy of hold down the shoot button and use a super move on ocassion if you remember too or you need to recover health. Most bosses in this game can be mowed down with your basic attack and barely having to move. Though the game will randomly up the challenge by introducing enemies that can one tap your shields.

The Story is very much in the GunGrave universe as in if you aren't a fan or haven't partaken the anime or games before you won't just be lost you will be abandoned on a deserted island because your silent not reactive protagonist Beyond The Grave won't be saying anything. From start to finish i barely knew who the characters were or what the story was aside from the game saying the word "Seed" Far far to often to not be comical.

A pretty world in an absolutely vacuous game. Really fun AI companions with absolutely nothing to do as everything you face off against doesn't stand a chance against you. Dragons Dogma 2 takes all i loved in the first game, polishes it up a fair bit then reduces it down to room temperature water. Because the fun action starts to feel redundant when absolutely nothing can whether the storm of you and your companions power.

With a story line so confusing, empty and short i started to wonder if it was some deep symbolic statement. Or it just sucked.(it just sucked)

There are tons more deserving fantasy rpg's less than 70 usd that you can spend your money on.
Like Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen for instance.

Amazing little game about amazing little bugs and a simple but actually quite fun little combat system. Very cute and i was smiling the entire time playing it.

Absolutely hooked on this game. Really fun visuals and designs. Has some balance and tech issues here and there. (Unity Engine and Enemies always having more stamina than you or not stam bars to deplete despite the game encouraging you to attack there stamina alot) The music got that druidcore chanting going on alot and it helps the games overall vibe a lot.

King Arthur is my best friend i think

Sold my fellow man out for a little bit of that gabagool!