Recent reviews by John Helldiver

My autism forced me to have openrailwaymaps on other screen and recreate whole european railway network. Runs slow even on fastest speed but it was worth it. 10/10

Bigger addiction than HoI4
Billions must starve

>Finally gets to Trosky castle.
>Capon gets literal ♥♥♥♥ to the face.
>"YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Do YoU kNoW wHo I aM?"
>"Hahaha no we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont hahaha"
>"I... AM SIR... HaNs CaPoN"
>proceeds to swipe face full of ♥♥♥♥
>"oF pIrKsTeIn, HeIr To RaTtAy!!!"
>guards go "hahahaha"
>Hans: "HA HA HA HA"
>Me: Proceeds to butcher the entire castle when i get in.

Finished my first run after 176 hours. Immediately started second one. 10/10 waiting to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the face again.

If the game was updated at least every month or two. I wouldnt change my review.
If the game developer at least gave us updates.I wouldnt change my review.
Guy simply dissappeared. Nobody, not even head staff, knows anything.
I really liked the game. I enjoyed many hours with it. But dont get me wrong, the game is not finished. It may still be "just barely enough" for me, but its not that for many others.

Many features still missing, most critically the undo button in editor (wasnt that big of a problem for me, but is for many others). Theres not much to do apart from flying your creation without any goal.

I hope Stone is alive and well. Before he also disappeared for few months until he finished one of his bigger updates, but 13 months as of writing of this review is simply too long. Ill be waiting for the day you return chief.

Accidentally built Louisville from "Project Zomboid"

All good, but if you want to play multiplayer, you better off download 2 year old warez build because its more stable than the excuse they call multiplayer now.

Attention:
Does not come with a friend

I managed to destroy my rocket when my kerbal went EVA when flying from moon, then i somehow made him to escape solar system using only jetpack.
10/10 would visit alpha centauri again

EDIT: Game abandoned, studio disbanded.

You can control russia and end the special military operation
Get all control points
Russia is now yours
Huh but if you make the invasion just a little longer maybe you gain extra territory for yourself
Your army makes an atrocity
End the war now
Ukraine seeks to join your federation right after you propose peace
Mfw

Start game
grab stone
kill tree
continue doing something
open power up chests
be unbeatable killing machine
spawn guardian
get yer ass blasted by big blue laser and die in 3 seconds
loose 2 hours of progress
10/10, smashed his ass on second save