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Well you came to the wrong place because here we have a great recipe for any large gathering


Elephant Stew

1 Elephant 1 C. Garlic
2 C. Salt 2 C. Pepper
10 Gal. Brown Gravy
Optional - A Few Rabbits (If serving more than 3800 people)

1. Cut the elephant into bite size pieces. (Should take about 2 months)
2. Frequently add salt, pepper, and garlic.
3. Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465°.
5. If serving more than 3800 people add a few rabbits, but not too many
because people don't like hare in their stew.