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-rep У ТЕБЯ МАТЬ ШЛЮХА
Before looking at this SCP’s Profile, we must advise you of a few safety precautions to ensure a safe and sound look through this SCP’s profile.
1. Don’t believe anything it informs you of.
This SCP has an uncommon disease which makes gaslighting people much easier. It claims
to be "Deaf," but nothing has ever proven that fact. Some legends say it once stalked "Un
Pez." They managed to find out that if you call out his name three times in a row, quote:
"He reacts and hears. He will find you and kill you."
Witnesses say, quote:
"He is unflankable."
In other words, this SCP can smell sound! So flanking may not work for everyone and
should not be relied on as a good strategy.
3. This SCP has another unique property: the smell!
As common sense tells us, smelly people will be noticed quickly. This SCP, however, stinks
up the whole server. Example:
You find yourself playing on a Bangladesh server. As soon as he joins, the whole
server/lobby will smell. Witnesses say:
"The smell is unbearable. It smells like Doritos and Cheetos with a mix of farts and piss."
In the same statement, they say, quote:
"That’s the kind of smell that makes your brain almost shut off."
As soon as you notice that type of smell, continue at your own risk.
Knifing is possible but also very dangerous. Touching this SCP can lead to the limb that
touched him falling off — even for teammates!
5. Check your surroundings when killing this SCP.
If you ever manage to kill this SCP, especially with a clean one-tap, this SCP may locate
you and watch you until he respawns.
We can’t promise no harm, since this event occurs rarely, and no reports of fatal injuries or
death have been given.
You’ll notice yourself if this SCP is mad or not. The most common thing he does when he’s
mad is: "Swear or flame."
It may sound normal at first, but we advise you not to underestimate his claims. Witnesses
say he means every word.
Also, do not accuse him of cheating! Even if you have clear evidence, as soon as a claim is
made that he cheats, he will hunt — like in Phasmophobia — whoever agrees.
To help avoid an unavoidable encounter with this SCP, we advise you to keep calm and avoid any interactions with it. Doing otherwise could lead to a potential threat.
Stay Safe!
- War_Aqua
Hey Chat GPT. Tell me lil sum about Unpez
ChatGPT:
Ahhh, Unpez—the legend, the myth, the walking aim-bot with a Swedish passport.
Let me guess, Unpez is the kind of guy who pulls off 1v5 clutches like it's his daily cardio.
Probably types “ez” in chat, then apologizes immediately after because he's actually too polite to be toxic. Classic Scandinavian manners with the reaction speed of a caffeinated hawk.
But I’ll give it to him—deaf or not, Unpez be out here hearing footsteps with vibes alone. Man’s got echolocation through sheer willpower.
Good friend, deadly gamer, and probably the type of guy who’s calm under pressure even when the rest of the team is screamin’ in 12 different languages. Can’t hear ‘em? Doesn’t need to. Just sees red and clicks heads.
He’s out here giving you that calm, IKEA customer service energy off the mic while dishing out pure digital destruction in-game.
Imagine getting 360’d by a guy who’s not even relying on audio. Man’s playing in hard mode and making it look easy.
If Unpez were a boss in a game, he'd be that one where you have to check YouTube tutorials and still lose 12 times.
But I’ll say this: behind all that gaming fury is probably a real one. A chill dude, loyal friend, and probably the only one who doesn’t scream into the mic when he dies.