Beast

"Professional Cybermobbing"

Jules is perv and now i have a prove for that! Hi DADDY :*

Just Daddy

"Why would you ruin cake with a fish"

Currently studying abroad in student residence and there is a half-swedish girl there who often chastises me and tells me off for not wearing my socks because I'll get a cold or other similar things, among some lighthearted teasing and jesting.
Sat down at dinner table when she's finishing some cake.
She says "open wide". I turn around and say "huh?".
When I open my mouth to say "huh", she feeds me a spoonful and pats my head.
This surprises me and I reflexively say "thanks mommy" Everyone laughs...
"hahaha did you just call me mommy?"
She keeps feeding me cake and making choo-choo noises, little does she know this is my fetish and I'm rock hard under the table.

Kill me

God I hate shy people

I am 21 years old and living in a large city in Germany where smalltalk in local markets is not a common thing.

A new cashier joined my local food shop. She's always at the checkout and never doing stuff like sorting products or cleaning the floor where i could actually ask her out. I am quite new to relationships, but the signs she gave me are promising.

My question is how I can ask for her number, or ask her out for coffee while she is only sitting at the checkout? I mean there are always like 5 people before and after me, and I think it would be awkward if we are changing numbers while customers are waiting behind us. Or even worse if I read the signs wrong and she rejects me? Since the store is just 5 min away from my pace I visit regularly and don't want to leave a bad impression there.

May you feel all the love and joy I have for you throughout this festive season and all year round. Having you as my friend brings me great joy.

"He is in the maple syrup"

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