SURVIVOR:
Why did I bring the killer to you?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE.

Why did I standing at a gen doing nothing?
Waiting for pain res. :)

Why am I around the map not doing a gen?
I'm lost
Looking for a hex
Trying to figure out how to get someone without the killer seeing me.

Why am I not unhooking you immediately?
Deadman's switch
Hex: Ruin
My gen is almost done.
It takes 70 seconds to go to second stage.
The killer is nearby.
Basement trapper or hag.
I'm injured and on death hook.
You will get tunneled.
Someone else is going to unhook you.
I'm on the other side of the map.

Why am I not healing you?
You ran away from me.
The killer is right there.
You ran to me and the killer followed you.
You have no hook stages.
You're broken.
It's Legion.
It's Legion with sloppy/blood echo.
The killer has sloppy/blood echo.

KILLER:
Note: It is not my fault your teammate threw the game

Why did I "tunnel"? (Tunneling is where a Killer intensely focuses on a single Survivor, deliberately ignoring everyone else to get that specific player eliminated from the game as quickly as possible. But I know a lot of people think: I was the last person to be unhooked and the killer saw me and downed me again = tunneling.)
Head-on or head-on + flashbang.
You were in my face, please go away.
You were healing off hook.
You were the only one I saw / your teammate hid and you started running.
You body blocked.
1-2 gens left, you're injured and on death hook.
Someone else is playing the same character w/ the exact same cosmetics and I didn't name check.
You're trying to bully me / you t-bagged to be mean.

Why did I slug?
There is a specific person on your team I want to kill and I'm using you as bait.
I wanted pressure, didn't realize your endurance wore off oops.
I felt bad accidentally tunneling you and left you on the ground so someone could get you.
I meant to hit your teammate and you got in the way.
You wont get out of my face and I'm giving you a chance to reset instead of just tunneling you.
Your teammates are waiting for a save and I wont let it happen.

Why wasn't I nice when you dropped your item/crouch spammed at me?
Xenomorph = sweaty.
I'm raising my elo so I don't accidentally torture new players with my sweaty BS build.
As much as I would love to be nice all of the time I do actually have to kill you when I am playing killer.
You tried to bully me before you tried to be nice.
You left a teammate to die on hook and now I have to kill all of you.