Recent reviews by LickMeOffline

- A random player told me; I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!
- Everyone laughs
- My soul left my body
- 10/10 would recommend... maybe

Ah, s h i t! Here we go again.

Spoiler Alert:

So, uh, I don't know how to say this but, this app... "Hits harder than a truck full of dildos."

runs smoother than a porn star's a s s.

10/10 would die again :)

My Summer Car

[Requirements]
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

[Career & Online Mode]
Single-player: Affirmative
Local Co-Op: Negative
Online Co-Op: Negative
Multiplayer: Negative

[Tutorial/Story]
☐ It doesn't have one
☐ Garbage
☑ Plain/Lack of depth
☐ Average
☐ Decent
☐ Great
☐ Fantastic

[Gameplay length]
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours )
☑ Short ( 2 - 8 hours ) *Depending on how easliy amused you are. Can extend your gameplay length with "DLC's" or "added content" in the future. T.B.D.*
☐ Medium ( 8 - 12 hours )
☐ Long ( 12 - 20 hours )
☐ Very long ( 20 - 30 hours )
☐ Epic ( 30+ hours )
☐ Endless hours

[Graphics]
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Great
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

[Bugs]
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Game-breaking bugs
☐ Lots of bugs
☐ Funny bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ No bugs I've encountered

[Enjoyment]
☐ ZzZzZzZz
☐ Boring
☑ Decent *More of a novelty game. But again, It just comes down to how easliy amused you are.* (I.M.O)
☐ Good fun
☐ Really fun
☐ Extreme enjoyment

Additional Notes:
If you like Planes, Trains, & Automobiles simulators; than this is a game for you! Pick it up while on "Sale".
Also, you can actually sign your name if you like with the pen to finalized the career. Also, can sign your name when exiting the game, restarting and heck even going to the main menu if that's your fancy. I do like that quirky touch.