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I was deviously licked. I was looking for something fun to do this past weekend as I was scrolling through tiktok and thought of a devious lick. I could loot a toilet from Shillman and place it in front of the cat as an offering to the gods. I just needed a crew and a plan as moving a toilet was no easy task. I found a cute freshman girl and asked her if she wanted to join my crew.
“You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I’m in” she replied.
Perfect. I assembled my crew, crafted my heist plan and all I needed to do was find my toilet under the cloak of night. We meet up in the little boy’s room (hehe spicy) at 9PM and you best believe I found the crustiest, most skid mark-covered porcelain god. I bend over to rummage for my wrench and she asks me if she can do the devious lick right now.
“What does that even mean? Of course we’re doing the lick right now,” I replied.
“Ok great, come here,” she responds.
Good thing I packed the extra large magnums 😉. She pulls me in and leans in for a kiss. I close my eyes. She tells me to keep them open. I’m into it. She clutches my face and yoinks me in.
Before I can react she licks me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye. I’m not talking about a tiny cute tongue poke. She did not French kiss my eye. She licked that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like it was the juiciest lollipop of her life. Oh god I could not express how gross it felt to have her try and dig her tongue under my bottom eyelid. I ran out crying. Maybe it her saliva dripping out of my eye. I don’t know anymore and I’m scared.
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