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14.5 hrs on record
hi
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.5 hrs on record (68.3 hrs at review time)
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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16 people found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
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0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
When I was a little kid, I used to watch a cartoon called Rocket Power. My favorite character in the show was Twister, for his great haircut. I was always so inspired by the show that I too decided to ride skateboards in the skatepark. I went out and spent $700 on buying different wheels for my skateboard, and ended up choosing the one's that were blue, for they were my favorite color at the time. I threw out the rest of the wheels and headed for the skatepark that was located about seven miles from my house. It was a long walk, but I knew it would all be worth it. After my arrival, I headed up for the biggest ramp and made my first attempt. I fell face first because I didn't put the wheels on correctly and my nose cracked and was bent in the wrong direction. There was blood gushing everywhere and I thought I was going to die. I was unable to see out of my left eye, so I thought something had happened to that as well. Some kid came up to me and pulled out his cell phone and started to dial 911. An ambulence soon arrived and I was taken to the emergency room. At this point, I had passed out, but was told the rest of the story. I had a broken nose and my left eye was dangling out of my head by it's optic nerve. The doctors at the hospital placed my eyeball back in place without any hygenic precautions. Once it was back in place, it was soon discovered that there was multiple infections, and that I would have to have my eye removed. As of today, I have a disformed nose and only my right eye. However, Just Cause 2 is good, and you should buy this game.
Posted 28 November, 2015.
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15 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
54.8 hrs on record (54.4 hrs at review time)
Sad my mountain died.
Posted 18 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.4 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
Full of a bunch of taints
Posted 18 November, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
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Literally cancer
Posted 18 November, 2015.
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17 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
oF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 HOURS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAMEPLAY ON THIS GAME, I FIND IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIRCROTRANSACTIONS. rIP IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEACE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ LORDS THAT CRAWLED OUT OF bYRON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gREEN'S SPERMY ASS HAIR.
Posted 15 October, 2015.
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19 people found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
uNLIMITED POOOOOOWWWWWWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted 14 September, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Dank
Posted 1 August, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
TANK YOU
Posted 28 May, 2015.
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