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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

No one:

Not a single soul:

This video: exists

This comment: hold my beer

Me: so you have chosen death

Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg

Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces

Me: mom can we have death

Mom: we already have death at home

Death at home: surprised pikachu face

This video literally makes me cry every time

Who else is watching this in 2021????

This video: wait that's illegal

Also this video: why do I hear boss music???

Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!

Edit: thanks for the likes XD

WHAT i did it and pressed spacebar but my crush's name didnt appear ;(((( MY CRUSH MARKUS ZUCKERBORG Mk II, I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ;(((((

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Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have very bad luck. Put this on 5 steam profiles in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works

Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have very bad luck. Put this on 5 steam profiles in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works

Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have very bad luck. Put this on 5 steam profiles in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works

Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have very bad luck. Put this on 5 steam profiles in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ?

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ?

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ?

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ?

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ? 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐈𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐬 ? 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ? 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ?

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False. Furries are not in fact a bunch of “no life virgins”. We are easily able to bench press more than you normies can (I should know, I myself routinely lift over 40 pounds in the gym, don’t worry, it’s ok if you’re jealous). Additionally us furrs have been shown to be funnier, better able to sexually please, and even have a much higher iq score than non furs. We are an elite community of well toned savants.

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@everyone hey what should we play guys

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To the people in this thread shilling for the internet research agency and Russian interests...

Do you realize how short sighted your government is? Fact is they are paying you very little to attack a country. This puts a target on you and your country. You think the United States is just going to let it go? We will clean our house, something you can't do, and when we are done we are coming for you. You will suffer more than you can imagine. Sanctions alone will cripple your already dying economy. It's not hard for our people to blend in with Russians, hell a lot of our people are Russian. There's a good chance we already have people in your organization taking notes of who you are, where you live, who your loved ones are.

Good job guys. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourselves.

shut up cx okay, you don't say that I look and sound ♥♥♥♥♥♥ okay. The only thing that is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, is you okay, for saying that other people are retarded. When you say other people are retarded, it means that your mom actually gave birth to the wrong baby. Because you don't ever have the rights to judge people, when your ♥♥♥♥ is not even existing. You can't even, you can't even like have a proper ♥♥♥♥. And you say that I look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Go and ♥♥♥♥ your mom okay. Go and ♥♥♥♥ your mum. And when you ♥♥♥♥ your mum, ask your mum to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up okay? Because she gave birth to the wrong baby okay. From the moment she gave birth to you, you was a mistake okay? You have no rights to say I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥, because your mom didn't give birth to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you. You are ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

ok listen up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. i play fortnite everyday, all day. without it, i wouldn’t be who i am today. fortnite is by far the best game ever in existence. if you don’t play it, then your obviously some broke, stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥ who doesn’t have a life. i am level 100 and have bought all the skins available at the moment. stop making fun of fortnite you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. i bet that you don’t even have a good skin or pickaxe you sad little ♥♥♥♥. you need to step your game the ♥♥♥♥ up or else ill block you on every social media app my parents will allow me to have. you sad, ugly, stupid, retarded piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

Traps aren't gay and I can prove it mathematically. If we create a spectrum with gay being at -1 and straight being 1, we can put traps in the middle at a value of 0. Because 0 has no value, we can say traps have no sexuality, making them not straight nor gay but asexual.

Corollary 1: Because a negative times a negative is a positive, gay sex is completely straight.

Corollary 2: Traps are a form of STD. If traps have a straight-gay value of 0, anyone who ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap becomes a trap because anything times 0 is 0.

In conclusion, traps are a disease and need to be purged.

Thats it.

I'm tired of the deceit, i'm tired of the lies, i'm tired of the humiliation. They come in the mail, through my inbox, in the street, I can't escape it. They all say the same three things, the same three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

"ｕｒ ｍｏｍ ｇａｙ"

I was on my way to school yesterday when someone shouted this at me through their window, I could barely hold back my tears of rage

NO MORE

I won't accept this anymore, my mother is NOT a homosexual, and you chicken lickin finger ♥♥♥♥♥ are going to have to stop or I will call the FBI this instant.

Sir, the ♥♥♥♥ sapiens species member with double X chromosomes and specifically the singular being that brought you upon an existence in this world we call Earth and has produced the gift and beauty through the respected female productive organ, though known to have been taught by society to be interested in the opposite gender counterpart, instead she chose to be part of the exception and interested in the similar gender, thus widely known as homosexuality.

Sorry, but I may have to disagree with the abovementioned statement. In my own defense, I feel that your statement ironically describes yourself and you should take your words back, and not towards me as I do not agree and relate with the words you said earlier on.

Friends, I would like to offer a truce to this Discord server. While I may only be 11 years of age (yes, I did indeed lie about being 18), I have grown up since last time and learned from my mistakes. I hope I can be welcomed once more to this anime establishment. I am truly sorry for what I did, and I will never act like this again. Again, while I may be very young, I think I might be able to be accepted as one of you. I beg for you to give me a second chance.

I'm not usually one to cuss, but Logan has really hecking made me happy. So what if he posts a fudging video of a dead person and monetises it! If you post a rememberance video online then you should be awarded for your time and dedication to this person's legacy. Logan Paul wasn't making fun of him, he was happy that this man is in a better place now and he had a chance to respect him. The fact that the dead person thought that it was ok to just be hanging around there is the disrespectful thing! What if someone is vlogging and walks through the suicide forest and finds you?! Then they can't post the fricking video because you ruined it!!1

Logan shouldn't still be getting hate, he said he was hecking sorry! If you messed up then you would want a second chance, so does Logan!

STAY STRONG #LOGANG4LIFE 🐦🐦 Ily Logypoo, ignore the haters xoxo 😙😙❤️❤️❤️ p.s we should get a maverick imoji ❤️🐦

I miss the lean Kanye, finished the beans Kanye, Chop up the soul Kanye, low choleserol Kanye, I hate the new Kanye, the fast food Kanye, The obtuse Kanye, fat in the news Kanye, I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the greens Kanye, I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meat Kanye, I miss the energetic Kanye, the athletic Kanye, And now I look around and I see diabetic Kanye? I used to love Kanye, ignore the fudge Kanye, I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye, What if Kanye made a song about Kanye, Called "I Ate The Old Kanye"? Man, that'd be so Kanye, That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye, And I love Fat Kanye like I love Old Kanye.

Right. It's final; I am coming out. I can no longer deny the truth.

I am Transrace. I have known about the big black man living inside of me for many years now, and it is time to forget about what other people think and just be me. I know there will be tough times ahead but I am a strong black man and I know I can get through anything.

I will start transitioning in the coming days. I hope that I can count on the support of my friends and family, and If any of my black friends have spare baggy clothes laying about I would love to try them on and get a feel for it.

It is my hope that by summertime next year I will be playing basketball with my homies without a care in the world and all this stress will be behind me.

I want to be as open as I can about all this - if everything goes well I am considering getting the surgery. You know...the one on my genitalia... It is my dream that one day I will be walking around proudly with the big black schlong I was always meant to have, swinging between my legs - and I will finally be complete.

Minecraft pretty much explained the universe. What's a Minecraft map before it starts rendering? Nothing. Yet it can begin existing in seconds. What is a Minecraft map expanding into? Nothing. Yet there is endless space for it to expand into. Who created the Minecraft map? An algorithm, triggered by any random idiot. What is the purpose of the Minecraft map? Whatever you want to use it for, within its physical laws. Does the map understand what created it? No. It doesn't need to.

Seriously I don't know what's wrong with people these days. I see it online and I hear it on the streets all the damn time: "Gay this, gay that, gay gay gay." Give it a rest. Most straight guys are hella gay ffs.

Let me put it into perspective for you: what do gay guys usually get up to? They suck each others ♥♥♥♥♥ and they get ♥♥♥♥ on their ♥♥♥♥♥. Is that really so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay? Really? THINK about it.

Sucking ♥♥♥♥ for example - how exactly is that gay? Almost every man out there masturbates right. They have had a ♥♥♥♥ in their hands hundreds if not thousands of times. A real, full-on ♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥ is the difference then if it's theirs or another guy's? A ♥♥♥♥ is a ♥♥♥♥ man.

SO THEN if tossing off your buddy because he is stressed out (and his girl is being a ♥♥♥♥) is not gay, then why would sucking him off be any different? It's basically the same thing, therefore sucking ♥♥♥♥ ain't gay at all.

And if you think about it more even more - ♥♥♥♥♥ are masculine. They are the embodiment of manhood. Men are SUPPOSED to like masculine things because we are MEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. We aren't little sissy ♥♥♥♥.

Same thing goes for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arse. A mans arse is a rough, hairy, dirty, sometimes greasy, MASCULINE thing. Getting ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥ sure ain't for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arse is for real men - not like that sissy pansy ♥♥♥♥ you straight boys get up to.

Yeah that's right. I am sure it is real nice for you - balls deep in a nice, fluffy, plump, smooth, FEMININE girls ass.

And don't even get me started on ♥♥♥♥♥ - ♥♥♥♥♥ is the gayest, most feminine thing on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet. It is soft, silky, pink, all delicate and sensitive; it basically cries, weeps. It sort of looks like a flower and oh what a surprise it smells feminine too, just like a flower.

What? You like feminine ♥♥♥♥, mr. straight-♥♥♥♥♥♥? Do you like titties? Awh so soft and bouncy and girly! Do you enjoy playing with your little girl toys while us real men are out here grafting, getting stuck in, grit and grimace - being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ men? Have at it man. Have at it.

So next time you go around calling everything and everyone gay, just stop and think; take a long hard look at yourself and realise you are more gay than any ♥♥♥♥-shovelling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will ever be.

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Life cycle of a meme:

1. creation: a meme is born. Some memes are strong, and will survive the first time of their lives alone, but the weak fizzle and die.

2. Dankness: the meme has become powerful and produces many children. This is the prime of it's life.

3. Normification: the meme becomes common and cheap, being whored out to the rabble.

4. Death. With the lucky memes, they see a few dank children rise from the mists of time as they slip into death from old age, but many die of unnatural causes, such as cancer from buzzfeed or a bullet from BTM.

5. Resurrection: if a meme had achieved a certain level of legendary status during it's life, this meme can never truly die. It will ascend to the next plane of existence, and will come back to inhabit other forms, and will continue to exist as long as there are memes to be made, and dankness to be achieved.

You're a believer of the 'universe was created like a minecraft world' theory, eh? your right. A long time ago (like 5000 years or somehing) this dude named GOD was like 'im bored lets start a new world' and he named it whatever the hell this universe is named. and then, it took a few seconds to generate (or what seems like billions of years to us), and voila! here we are, trapped in a minecraft-like universe that we cannot escape. its only a matter of time before one genious becomes GOD and creates his own super simulation, and names it '♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dimension' and throws only you in there.

What are you guys talking about, The Emoji Movie was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic. The characters weren't generic pieces of ♥♥♥♥ and had real character development, unlike awful animated films like Wreck-it-Ralph and Inside Out. The story was awesome and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cliche. It was so original, people don't know that this was made before those 2 came out. It was just released now. So ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ me, ♥♥♥♥ everyone. Minion 4 Life out

Can I get a...
🅱️🅾️NELESS 🅱️ℹ️💤🅰️ WI🅱️ A 2L OF 🅱️OKE
Tf kind of pizza? And... 2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE We got 1L tho
The ♥♥♥♥ you mean 🅱️
Look let me get my ♥♥♥♥ 🅱️🅾️NELESS
Uh dawg pizza don't got bone on it
The ♥♥♥♥ did I just say then
You said LEMME GET IT 🅱️ONELESS Like pizza got a damn bone on it
YALL GOT 🅱️🅾️NES IN YA ♥♥♥♥ THEN
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👋 ni🅱️🅱️a tell me how the ♥♥♥♥ pizza can be boneless
if it don't got bone on it, iss 🅱️🅾️NELESS
kid what school do you go to
I don't understand the problem... Just make my ♥♥♥♥ 🅱️🅾️NELESS DEADASS
IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS 🅱️IZZA