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Anyway, uh Polite version Still man, that that earns me this.
This look and loathing you would not believe.
And that's when the exorcist voice pops out.
"You sound just like my damn father.
"Always, always yelling about the power bill," "telling me to turn off the damn lights.
" What do you say to that? You know what I wanna say.
I wanna say,"♥♥♥♥♥, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life "and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch? You know I don't actually say that, tho.
- That would be bad.
- Yeah, go with the uh the polite version there - Very wise.
- Yes, sir.
So how's it with Lori, man? She's good.
She's good at turning off lights.
Really good.
And I'm the one who sometimes forget.
Not what I meant.
We didn't have a great night.
Look, man, I may have a fail to amuse with my sermon, but I did try.
The least you could do is speak.
That's what she always says: "Speak".
"Speak".
Little girl.
Don't be afraid, OK? Little girl.
What's the difference between men and women? - Is this a joke? - No, serious.
I never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light.
They're born thinking the switch only goes one way On.
They're struck blind the second they leave a room.
I mean every woman, I ever let have a key I swear to God.
It's like I come home, house is all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because because my chromosomes happen to be different cause I then gotta walk through that house, turn off every single light this chick left on.
- Is that right? - Yeah, baby.
Alright, Reverend Shane's preaching to you now, boy.
The same chick, mind ya.
She'll ♥♥♥♥♥ about global warming.
That's when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say "Um, darling?" "maybe you, and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figured out that the light switch see, goes both ways," maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming.