plays better when white girl wasted

great team leader, led us to the big V (victory)

W carry

okay stardew valley enthusiast

Miss you Mr.Syafiq

:)

as i should periodt!

Poop

Ladera is now homosexual most of the time instead of homosexual some of the time.

miss u too bae

hey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u. sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo

This guy cant get 10 kills on Chalet. Disappointed.

Can u lick the segment located in between my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and my ballsak (シ_ _)シ

 Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she ♥♥♥♥. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused

Your mom copypasta

I believe in Korean Noodles. If you say Korean Noodles are real noodles, then boy do I have some knowledge to impart. Real Noodles are kneaded and formed with a special noodle flour that only the finest noodle kneaders can obtain. Korean noodles have Almond Flour involved with the flour that the components are no longer the same to be classified as an actual noodle. Should you still insist on calling Korean Noodles as real noodles then we can no longer be friends as we contradict in beliefs. -hentaimaster888

+rep ladd

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty.

I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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This guy shoots footage for 7 hours and produces a 2 minute video.

0 contribution to clan. Disappointed. Would like to speak to your parents

ITS A PM NOT A DM

+rep enjoys being cuckolded

Happy Chinese New Year!
新年快樂! (Shin-nen Kuai-Re) 戊戌年大旺! (Wu-xu Nian Da Wan!)

God I wish Winston was real I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure . God I wish Winston was real

akarroke

*huhh btw did you know i also play warden guys*

* huhh my name is ladera and i like to zone as pk huhhh*
*also i play raider and like to stunning tap*

Don't be ashamed.Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

what the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on about.

♥♥♥♥♥ be licking a girl's toe covered with his own jizz the moment she calls him Papi

He says the Vietnam War should not be counted as a real war.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be trynna get that T H I C C ass painted with Krispy Kreme Glaze

-rep noob ♥♥♥♥ weaboo looking for a nickel to stick up his gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

dumb ass name

Happy New Year 🎆

Happy ♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

10/10 russian

MEET ME IN MY DOJO RN

lasaga

+rep co-owner of ezcheats.com use "butter" for 30% discount

I MEAN LADERA

-rep doesn't enjoy cs anymore ./.

-rep Liar

Artemis 12 Nov, 2016 @ 8:34pm
so.....you coming?(*346436345345634563456 times)

Artemis 12 Jul, 2016 @ 2:33am
+rep 2gudformymeth = I can sell my meth to this man no problemo, he is the pro at buying my products. (he also mah ♥♥♥♥♥)

Artemis 13 Jun, 2016 @ 8:01am
This guy is so good on widowmaker that i owe him a pheonix case.

stocko 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:48am
This man have a sexy voice.

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